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‘It’s astonishing. Frankly astonishing. The man actually has charisn’tma.’

‘Your meaning?’

‘I mean he’s so dreadful he fascinates people.’

Terry Pratchett, describing negative rizz in 1996 (Feet of Clay)

#gnu terry pratchett #discworld #feet of clay #charisn'tma #negative rizz

meant to post this last night. Doodle of the babies

#tadc #digital circus #tadc fanart #the amazing digital circus #tadc pomni #tadc caine #caine x pomni #tadc showtime #showtimeweek #she did her best #negative rizz #hehe

CAN’T WAIT FOR ROUXLS KAARD CHAPTER 5!!! I MEAN DELTARUNE CHAPTER 5!!! I NEED MORE ROUXLS CONTENT!!

I’M SO HYPEDDDDDD!!!

#I think it would be very funny #if #Rouxls #tries to get with #asgore #the man has #negative rizz #but so does asgore #imagine that #your divorced dad #getting with #the world’s most pathetic man #I just want #more #rouxls kaard #content in deltarune #I love rouxls kaard #deltarune #deltarune tomorrow

I always flip back and forth on saying this but it’s my blog and I’ll do what I want.

I have an Akotsk OC.

That’s right. Boo me.

Lets name Gael they were the spawn of Aegor and minor branch of a Valeryon nobles daughter who thought he was backing the right horse

Any way, yad yad. War isn’t going as they thought. Aegor gets pissed they’re not getting the ships promised and hits his wife in a fit of rage.

She dies and Aegor panics getting rid of his pregnant wife asap. She’s put on like a boat or somthing and her body is floated away.

Unfortunately my cretin is born from a corpse, ending up as a newborn on a boat with a dead body in the middle of the ocean.

They get picked up by slavers. End up Asshai, things happen sent into old Valyria as an experiment.

A moon later comes out looking kind of fucked ( bits and scars and what look like internal burns?) with like a bag of squishy eggs.

Like when chickens lay those eggs that don’t have a shell.

Has a vision / an experiment they want to try after reading too many ethics free books.

Cue them and their followers going to Westeros on one of those craggy islands that is left forgotten by most.

Now we need to Targaryens.

Luckily Aemon is being sent to the citadel so it’s just a case of a quick ambush and whabam, person no.1.

Rhaegal having a manic moment escaping the his guards. Person no.2

Matarys just chilling having a nice day in Dragon stone? Not anymore; get in the boat.

Now everyone’s freaking out. The royals have been kidnapped. Maekar is blaming his father for sending Aemon off. No one is having a good time.

This goes on for several moons.

Meanwhile on the rock Gael takes like 1/2-1/4 pint of blood from each Targaryen per moon. Mixing it with some weird shit from Old Valariya and coating the eggs in it until if forms a hard shell.

Step two

All magic needs sacrifice so Gael has their followers go out and grab as many dragon seed as possible.

Aemon and the gang have just been chilling around in a part of the castle. Guarded but mainly left to themselves apart for the monthly blood letting.

Aemon is able to escape at some point just intime to see the dragonseed being placed in cages.

Gael sees him and is just like 🤷🏾‍♀️ guess I’ll explain my plan. Whatever.

Aemon is horrified (kind of curious) but realise there is nothing that can be done. Part of him hopes that maybe having Dragons back will stop the Blackfyres. He feels awful as he looks at the people who will die for this but tries to take solace in that their sacri-

What is that Daeron!

Daeron got himself in this predicament because he snuck out to get drunk in flea bottom.

Now he’s in a cage staring up at his little brother next to this weird person covers on robes and strange markings.

Anyway Daeron is let out of the cage and Gael is like phew. Good job you escaped or id slitting his throat like a pig XD.

Daeron is just like 😦

Now they don’t have time to make Daeron his own egg. The runes around this island won’t keep Bloodraven blind forever.

Over the next few days all Dragon seed are drained of their blood. A big boiling pot with the coated eggs is set to boil for 3 days until they are left in a sticky goo.

After this each Targaryen (minus Daeron) is given their egg and told to lay on the ground in the middle of a ring of fire.

Bada bing bada boom

Dragons.

Unfortunately for Gael, Bloodraven and Shiera are able to get past the obscuring runes and find out where the lads are being kept.

Gael is spending sometime watching the dragons and their riders adapt to each other, writing notes, ect.

They pack up and are like; ok time to go, nice meeting you.

But as they move to leave, whabam.

Targaryen war fleet.

They're there with their chest, staring directly into Maekars eyes as their followers get slaughtered around them.

Only to turn back and leg it inside the keep.

Negotiations with Targaryens happen while holding Daeron as a human shield.

They won't be executed but they are now a 'guest' of the crown and they have to share their research with Brynden and Shiera (Which they are not happy about).

Gael asks for one thing in return, Daeron.

Maekar is like, absolutely the fuck not?

And Baelor, trying to be as diplomatic as he can be is like...Why?

And Gael is just like "his haunted demeanor and blood soaked prophecies charm me"

Idk what happens after that I only know Rhaegal gets the most aggressive dragon, Balerion coloured, with a mace style tail that he names Valonqar.

I just needed to get that out of my system.

#akotsk au #akotsk #oc #akotsk oc #daeron x oc #matarys targaryen #daeron targaryen #aemon targaryen #rhaegal targaryen #Gael's hair is black and silver but not in a cute way. Its ashy as fuck #They look ashy 24/7 #too much scarification and fucked up demeanor to be seen as a attractive #They stare unblinking a lot of the time #negative rizz #would whisper nightmare nightmare to a sleeping Daeron just to see if it does anything #Do not let them meet Aerion. He'd be too down for the experiments. He's got the soul of an old Valyrian #aka no morals. human and dragon sacrifice to keep racial superiority and dominion over dragons.#Eggs don't chose the people #Gael 100% did the first three out of convenience/ easy to capture #But damn if Gael wont say the eggs choose their masters just to force Aerys to have a dragon he doesn't want

I love this shitty game sm 💔💔

#moonberry #random #dandys world #dw #dw sprout #dw astro #shit post #roblox #negative rizz

shazaming a tyler song I haven't heard before at the store just to find out it's from the animated grinch movie dealt me actual psychic damage

#negative rizz

I always flip back and forth on saying this but it’s my blog and I’ll do what I want.

I have an Akotsk OC.

That’s right. Boo me.

Lets name Gael they were the spawn of Aegor and minor branch of a Valeryon nobles daughter who thought he was backing the right horse

Any way, yad yad. War isn’t going as they thought. Aegor gets pissed they’re not getting the ships promised and hits his wife in a fit of rage.

She dies and Aegor panics getting rid of his pregnant wife asap. She’s put on like a boat or somthing and her body is floated away.

Unfortunately my cretin is born from a corpse, ending up as a newborn on a boat with a dead body in the middle of the ocean.

They get picked up by slavers. End up Asshai, things happen sent into old Valyria as an experiment.

A moon later comes out looking kind of fucked ( bits and scars and what look like internal burns?) with like a bag of squishy eggs.

Like when chickens lay those eggs that don’t have a shell.

Has a vision / an experiment they want to try after reading too many ethics free books.

Cue them and their followers going to Westeros on one of those craggy islands that is left forgotten by most.

Now we need to Targaryens.

Luckily Aemon is being sent to the citadel so it’s just a case of a quick ambush and whabam, person no.1.

Rhaegal having a manic moment escaping the his guards. Person no.2

Matarys just chilling having a nice day in Dragon stone? Not anymore; get in the boat.

Now everyone’s freaking out. The royals have been kidnapped. Maekar is blaming his father for sending Aemon off. No one is having a good time.

This goes on for several moons.

Meanwhile on the rock Gael takes like 1/2-1/4 pint of blood from each Targaryen per moon. Mixing it with some weird shit from Old Valariya and coating the eggs in it until if forms a hard shell.

Step two

All magic needs sacrifice so Gael has their followers go out and grab as many dragon seed as possible.

Aemon and the gang have just been chilling around in a part of the castle. Guarded but mainly left to themselves apart for the monthly blood letting.

Aemon is able to escape at some point just intime to see the dragonseed being placed in cages.

Gael sees him and is just like 🤷🏾‍♀️ guess I’ll explain my plan. Whatever.

What is that Daeron!

Daeron got himself in this predicament because he snuck out to get drunk in flea bottom.

Now he’s in a cage staring up at his little brother next to this weird person covers on robes and strange markings.

Anyway Daeron is let out of the cage and Gael is like phew. Good job you escaped or id slitting his throat like a pig XD.

Daeron is just like 😦

Now they don’t have time to make Daeron his own egg. The runes around this island won’t keep Bloodraven blind forever.

Over the next few days all Dragon seed are drained of their blood. A big boiling pot with the coated eggs is set to boil for 3 days until they are left in a sticky goo.

After this each Targaryen (minus Daeron) is given their egg and told to lay on the ground in the middle of a ring of fire.

Bada bing bada boom

Dragons.

Unfortunately for Gael, Bloodraven and Shiera are able to get past the obscuring runes and find out where the lads are being kept.

Gael is spending sometime watching the dragons and their riders adapt to each other, writing notes, ect.

They pack up and are like; ok time to go, nice meeting you.

But as they move to leave, whabam.

Targaryen war fleet.

They're there with their chest, staring directly into Maekars eyes as their followers get slaughtered around them.

Only to turn back and leg it inside the keep.

Negotiations with Targaryens happen while holding Daeron as a human shield.

They won't be executed but they are now a 'guest' of the crown and they have to share their research with Brynden and Shiera (Which they are not happy about).

Gael asks for one thing in return, Daeron.

Maekar is like, absolutely the fuck not?

And Baelor, trying to be as diplomatic as he can be is like...Why?

And Gael is just like "his haunted demeanor and blood soaked prophecies charm me"

Idk what happens after that I only know Rhaegal gets the most aggressive dragon, Balerion coloured, with a mace style tail that he names Valonqar.

I just needed to get that out of my system.

#negative rizz

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