#neptuniamod

[neptunevasilias-isms]

Ruby: Thanks for helping me ask her out, guys.

Sun: No prob, lil strawberry

Neptune: Thank you for trusting us, despite our track record

Ruby: Aw, it's fine, I just hope we are as good a loving couple as you two

Neptune: What

Sun: What

Ruby: What

Neptune: Rubes, we're not dating

Sun: I mean, I've dated guys...wanted to, at least

Neptune: Same, rarely but same. But we're not, well, to borrow Nora's language, "together-together"

Ruby: Wha-, but? WHA?

Sun: You sound shocked

Ruby: You look into each other's eyes, miss each other within seconds of staying appart, always come together, flirt with others together AND AT EACH OTHER. Look, I have nothing against two dudes just being friends, but that's the most homoerotic friendship I've ever seen, and I know how Weiss and I act.

Neptune: You don't get it Rubedude. This is true friendship, no, BROTHERHOOD, as I was taught. We have a bond that goes stronger than anything

Ruby: Where did you even learn to treat your bros!?

Neptune & Sun: Buddy Cop Shows

Ruby:...

Ruby: That explains SO MUCH.

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Sun: Woot! Neptune, dorm party? You've gained your guts, man!

*Ren, Sage, Neptune, Weiss and Blake sit in the beds*

Neptune: This isn't a party Sun, it's an intervention

Sun: Huh? About!?

Blake: Please, sit Sun. You need this.

Sun: What have I done!?

Neptune: THe MEMES, man. Too much.

Sun: What!? You LOVE my memes!

Neptune: Of course I do! They're fun! But you keep texting them twice a minute and we're suffering from that

Weiss: I am ashamed to say this, but it's necessary. I got an A- in a test because I spent ten minutes replaying a cute puppies video.

Blake: I spent 30 minutes last night writing an essay as to why sending me cat memes was not only unfunny and hurtful, but annoying. 30 MINUTES, SUN.

Ren: It was fun at first. Yesterday my scroll glitched out and exploded due to meme-ory overload. I wish this was a joke. Is not.

Sun: See!? You love them!

Sage: Not the point, Sun. You need to stop sending so much. It's for your own good.

Sun: BUt...but-

Neptune: From now on, only twice an hour. If you keep doing it, only twice a day. We'll block you if you don't

Sun: ...is it really that bad?

Neptune: Professor Armstrong spent an entire class ignoring the students over taking my scroll and checking your memes.

Sun:...fine, twice an hour *sulks out of the room*

Neptune: OK, that's one down, next up, call Yang, Weiss...

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Neptune: Thanks for accepting to play DnD with me and the rest, Sun. I've really wanted you around for them.

Sun: You had me at "stared arrow back into the enemy's quiver". I may hate all the process, but the results are amazing

Neptune: Just so you know, most of us are bringing figs. Y'know, we sculpt and paint our own characters

Sun: Awesome! Time to put that "arts'ncrafts" A+ to some use!

~~Later that month~~

Weiss: I'm surprised Sun is coming after all this time

Neptune: He's wanted to since a month ago, he's just been busy making the fig.

Jaune: i dunno, a month for the sculpture? i think hes just making sure youre feeling arent hurt

Neptune: Naw, Sun's just very interested in the arts and crafts. He's probably doing some heavy perfectionism.

*door opens and wheels turn*

Sun: Oof! Sorry I'm late but I'm ready now! I finally finished my figure

*Yang, Jaune, Weiss and Neptune gape, as a 7 foot orc statue lays aside Sun*

Yang: ...Well, we're set up now.

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Yang: Wat are doooose

*Weiss wearing floaties*

Weiss: Excuse you, but there is legitimacy in some measure of precaution in the water while swimming.

Yang: But floaties?

Weiss: What if I get a cramp? Or my legs stop working, or I'm pulled down? No measure of precaution is too much.

Neptune: *waddles in with old scuba suit*

Weiss: ....

Weiss: Nope.

*takes by hand away*

Neptune: What?

Weiss: You will use a normal, torsoshowing swimwear, and we will swim together, and no helmet or plastique is going to stop that. We're going shopping

Neptune: BUT THE WATER

Weiss: TOO MUCH PRECAUTION

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Stowaways 1

*Neptune sitting around suitcases*

Neptune: Damn Sun, why'd he have to go and leave us?

*turbulence throws suitcase on floor, pops open and Neo is inside*

Neo: ...

Neptune: ...

Neo: *pulls out blade*

Neptune: This isn't how I wanted to die!....ok, no, killed by a cute girl IS how but I HAVENT DONE ANYTHING IM NOT GOING TO REPORT YOU

Neo: *studies*

Neo: *sighs*

Neo: *puts blade down, sits aside Neptune*

*silence*

Neptune: So...

Neo: *signing* [If you stay silent you may keep your tongue]

Neptune: ...fair.

[neptunevasilias-isms]

Neptune: NonononNOO dammit, wrong answer

Neptune: THERE WAS A SECRET DOWN THERE

Neptune: Yep, yep there you g-WAIT SHIT YOU MISSED SOMETHING

Neptune: YOU HAD TO TURN LEFT AND YOU WOULDVE FOUND A 20Y OLD REFERENCE

Neptune: AND hit. Hit. YEP, Hit AGAIN

Neptune: OK, now with that powerup-and you lost it, great, look for it again.

Neptune: Oh my Oum this is so embarrassing to watch!

Sun: Nep...

Neptune: WELL SORRY, but watching let's players is very frustrating.

Sun: You're watching Professor Armstrong behind his shoulder and yelling in his ear...

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Professor Strongarm: I am starting to think I am TOO patient with you guys. Mr. Vasilias, what are you playing now...in the middle of class?

Neptune: Teacher Layman. It's a game with good story and puzzles.

Strongarm: *takes game console* I'll return it to you tomorrow, it's for your own good

~~Next Day...~~

Neptune: So...what happened to the professor

~~Strongarm's Office~~

Strongarm: I WILL BEAT THIS PUZZLE NO HINTS I SWEAR

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Happy Pride Month!

(Mod Neptunia here, wishing y’all lovely people a happy and good pride month. I myself am polygender and this is actually the first time of the year I’M sure I belong in the queer community, and I do feel proud to belong. Wish y’all good day)