Prompt
Caribbean: Pirates AU
If it was up to Jaune he would avoid the Marines for obvious reasons. However there is one that he really wants to avoid... the one that Bleiss leads. Their first meeting awhile back had her be a bit too forward for his liking and he escaped. However when their ships meet and they see each other... it is an interesting reunion.
The Golden Arc cuts through turquoise waters, its sails patchy but proud. Captain Jaune Arc, somehow still in command, spots a white flag cresting the horizon. Not surrender — worse. The Marine Fleet of Black Winter.
Ren (First Mate): “Captain, that’s Admiral Bleiss Schnee’s fleet.”
Jaune: [groans] “Of course it is. The universe really hates me.”
Nora: “Didn’t you two, uh… have a thing?”
Jaune: “No. She had a thing. I had a desperate need to escape through a window.”
Moments later, the Marine flagship, Winter’s Bite, draws alongside the Golden Arc. The deck falls silent as Admiral Bleiss Gelé Schnee strides to the rail — black uniform tailored to sin, heels clicking like gunfire, smirk sharp enough to cut rope.
Bleiss: [purrs] “Well, well, if it isn’t my favorite little fugitive.”
Jaune: [nervous laugh] “Hi, Admiral. Nice ship. Big cannons.”
Bleiss: “Thank you. They’re not the only ones.” [leans forward]
Ren: [whispers] “She’s flirting and threatening you. Efficient.”
Jaune: “She always multitasks.”
Bleiss: “Last time you ran off before our private inspection.”
Jaune: “You mean when you locked the door and said I’d be ‘interrogated intimately’?”
Bleiss: “Semantics.” [shrugs] “So. Shall we continue where we left off?”
Jaune: “Nope! Full sails! Now!”
Bleiss: [grinning as his ship flees] “Run, my golden boy. The chase makes it fun.”
Blake: “…Is every woman you meet like this?”
Jaune: “Yes. And it’s exhausting.”
