#neptunic shit

[piracyandpumpturns]

do u ever feel like ‘i want to go home’ only u actually want to go ‘into their arms’ bcuz u rly just want them to hold u only they can’t and they wouldn’t if they could

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there are so many things i could do but i dont cause i know it’d be cringey

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im so angry it’s chanukkah this weekend cause if it weren’t then she could come to town and see me but ofc we both have to be busy and jewish >:(

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made the mistake of trying to write to a backtrack of tom rosenthal,,,,gurl help all i can think of is dancing a solo to his lovely voice and kissing her and making a life with the perfect human

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omg i was searching The Google for a new pfp because because, and i came across this 😭😫

have i ever related more? no

am i offended that this book seems to think unicorns don’t exist? …slightly.

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wheres that post about are you a big shirt small bottoms gay or a big bottoms small shirt gay i want to rb it with the tag ‘me and my gf’

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literally every time i see her face i just think kisskisskisskisskiss shes too perfect im going to die

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hello, yes? just calling to inform u that i am incredibly gay. for what, u ask?? why, for u of course!!