yes you are. you were so wrong about lotr that you wouldnt even post my last response that i spent hours writing because it proved your last response incorrect and you didnt want to admit it. coward
I can’t tell if you’re trying to be funny but you sound so self righteous and indignant that your messages actually make my skin crawl. I don’t even remember your last response either, and it’s entirely more likely that I found your hideous personality too obnoxious or your arguments about this irrelevant children’s literature too boring so I decided to ignore you, as opposed to me fearing the power of your words making me look foolish to the extent that I hid them in the catacombs and prayed they never saw the light of day you fucking idiot. Ignoring isn’t cowardice, it’s healthy! If you were a healthy, grounded adult you could just ignore me instead of keeping this shit going in the angsty-teen manner that you’ve chosen.
There are three separate fucking occasions where a protagonist is written into a corner and doomed to die and in each of those occasions giant birds show up and rescue them but oh that’s not deus ex machina it’s just a eucatastrophy! (A word tolkein made up to describe writing a character into a position where they’re doomed and then miraculously saving them).
And you’re probably one of those fuckwits that rants about the manwe in the silmarillion as if that makes it any less ridiculous, even though anyone aware of the concept of time would understand that chronologically speaking deus ex machina occurred in the hobbit, and then he just wrote the god into his next book to justify it, but then even though that book wasn’t published he still used the exact same cheap trick again twice in The Lord of the rings anyway.
You’re a sad, sad little idiot that cares too much about fantasy to accept the reality of poor writing, and it’s causing suffering within you. Go fuck yourself.
Ps: it took me two minutes to write this give or take, and the idea that you would spend ‘hours’ on the subject is genuinely disturbing.
