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Critical Role Campaign 2 Episode 2 Starter List:
“Jails are not my favourite terrain.”
“You sent the kitty, didn’t you?”
“You didn’t say there were fucking guards!”
“Kill ‘em all.”
“We’re a group, you guys!”
“I can assure you we’re here to cause no trouble.”
“For the record, I don’t owe any of you anything.”
“Help. Help. Help. Help. Help.”
“Unfortunately we’re partially responsible for this one as well.”
“This does not really fall in with keeping a low profile.”
“Ugh smells like _____ down here.”
“I was just trying to find a bathroom.”
“This was just a wrong time, wrong place thing.”
“I was helping!”
“You’re not to leave the tavern.”
“Why are we putting our necks out for you?”
“These guards are weird.”
“Get some booze. Get some books. Get a taste of some civilization.”
“The people we spent the day with are lunatics.”
“We need to dial it back a little bit.”
“Don’t worry. I’ll turn on the charm.”
“If I’m gonna listen to someone’s life story then I need a drink.”
“I’d like a round for these terrible people.”
“I’ve seen a lot of dicks.”
“You have a lot of scars.”
“I love trinkets. So. Much.”
“We never stay in one place long enough for him/her/them to have a decent shower.”
“I had a lovely rock collection.”
“Steal something from me!”
“I don’t have a pocket on my buttcheek. But you can try.”
“Everyone likes wine.”
“Thasht’s impressive *hic*”
“Can I poke at it?”
“Don’t poke me with a fork.”
“Oh motherfucker! He/She/They is such a dick.”
“My bruise is in the shape of a dick?!”
“'Kay bitches. I’m gonna go to bed.”
“Were you laughing to yourself last night?”
“Would you do my makeup for me?”
“Are you afraid you’ll be propositioned on the street?”
“I punched a snake to death.”
“Thanks for the damn compliment.”
“We are the best detectives ever.”
“Want me to break in?”
“Would you have any interest in a magic cat?”
“Should we take our clothes off?”
“Go take that game to another room, why don’t you.”
“2.00AM field trip!”
The Tomorrow People S01E07
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✰ — — — BOOK SENTENCE STARTERS
‘ it is only once in awhile that you see someone whose electricity and presence matches your at that moment. ’ ‘ we could have been happy. i know that, and it is perhaps the hardest thing to know. ’ ‘ i mean, i hope you’re happy, but the sky is still the sky without you and i’m not surprised by that anymore. ’ ‘ that didn’t happen, of course. things never happened the way i imagined them. ’ ‘ we need never be hopeless because we can never be irreparably broken. ’ ‘ i still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore. ’ ‘ i used to think i was tough, but then i realized i wasn’t. i was fragile and i wore thick fucking armor. and i hurt people so they couldn’t hurt me. and i thought that was what being tough was, but it isn’t. ’ ‘ perhaps one did not want to be loved as much as to be understood. ’ ‘ i tried so hard to be everything you wanted, i forgot who i was. ’ ‘ is anyone anywhere happy? ’ ‘ we didn’t talk about anything heavy or light. ’ ‘ we were just there together and that was enough. ’ ‘ i looked and looked at you and i knew, as clearly as i know that i will die, that i loved you more than anything i had ever seen or imagined on earth. ’ ‘ you think ‘okay, i get it, i’m prepared for the worst,’ but you hold out that small hope, see, and that’s what fucks you up. that’s what kills you. ’ ‘ i belong to moments. not to people. ’ ‘ loving you was the easiest thing i ever did, even when it was hard, it was easy. loving you was like breathing. ’ ‘ the you who you are tonight is the same you i was in love with yesterday. the same you i’ll be in love with tomorrow. ’ ‘ i’ve seen a lot of beautiful things with a heavy heart. ’ ‘ but the heart has its own memory and i have forgotten nothing. ’ ‘ after awhile you could get used to anything. ’ ‘ i crave a dangerous kind of love – one that breaks hearts and bed springs. ’ ‘ just because you love someone, that doesn’t mean your lives will fit together. ’ ‘ there is so much stubborn hope in the human heart. ’ ‘ be patient with me. my heart is heavy. ’ ‘ my heart talks about nothing but you. ’ ‘ i want you by my side so that i never feel alone again. ’ ‘ i think too much. i don’t feel enough. ’ ‘ i might confess that it’s you i love. ’ ‘ maybe some things aren’t supposed to last. maybe they mean more that way. ’ ‘ i was supposed to be having the time of my life. ’ ‘ i hope i’ll always believe in love even if love shames me and tries to destroy me. i’ll hope i’ll want to start again. ’ ‘ what does it mean to mourn what never happened? ’ ‘ i’m awfully difficult but i do know when i love someone and i’ve loved you ever since i can remember. ’ ‘ the sad truth is that the truth is sad and that what you want does not matter. ’ ‘ you can’t leave yet. i’m not finished falling in love with you. ’ ‘ i’m not sorry for who i had to become in order to survive. ’ ‘ i didn’t necessarily feel like dying, but i’d been feeling a lot like not being alive. ’ ‘ with me, you’re number one and there isn’t even a number two. ’ ‘ you shouldn’t miss people who don’t miss you, right? ’ ‘ i tried so hard to be everything you wanted, i forgot who i was. ’ ‘ do you know how hard it is to say nothing? when every atom of you strains to do the opposite? ’ ‘ our only kiss was like an accident – a beautiful gasoline rainbow. ’ ‘ that’s what’s so damn difficult about making the decision to leave. whether it’s the right or wrong call, it hurts just the same. ’ ‘ everybody should have to love, and it should last as long as your life does. ’ ‘ loving you was the easiest thing i ever did. even when it was hard, it was easy. loving you was like breathing. ’ ‘ i love you. i don’t always understand you, but i love you. ’ ‘ how do you go back to being strangers with someone who has seen your soul? ’ ‘ break my heart. break it a thousand times if you like. it was only ever yours to break anyway. ’ ‘ just so you know, i fucking loved you. i fucking loved the daylights out of you. ’ ‘ i hope you find someone you can’t live without. i really do. and i hope you never have to know what it’s like to try and live without them. ’ ‘ i think we almost loved each other, but the only thing i was sure about is that almost wasn’t good enough. ’ ‘ of course i miss you. one minute you were here and now you’re gone. even if i didn’t love you, i’d miss you. and i loved the fuck out of you. ’ ‘ people don’t always get what they deserve in this world. ’ ‘ what if you find your soulmate at the wrong time? ’ ‘ you drink a little too much and try a little too hard and you go home to a cold bed and think, ‘that was fine.’ and your life is a long line of fine. ’ ‘ i was so fucking soft for you and you ruined me. ’ ‘ time will pass; these moods will pass; and i will, eventually, be myself again. ’ ‘ and i’m over it, i’m over it, i promise i’m over it. but it still hurts sometimes. ’ ‘ ‘almost’ is the worst way to love someone. ’ ‘ i don’t know what i think. all i know is that most of the time i would rather be with you than anyone else i know. ’ ‘ you are pretty much the only thing that makes me get up in the morning. ’ ‘ what did my fingers do before i held you? what did my heart do with its love? ’ ‘ it has been a beautiful fight. still is. ’ ‘ stop insisting on clearing your head – clear your fucking heart instead. ’ ‘ too often, the only escape is sleep. ’ ‘ it’s necessary for me sometimes just to be alone and quiet and doing nothing. ’ ‘ you have a place in my heart no one else ever could have. ’ ‘ i do love you – i can’t change that. ’ ‘ come and kiss me and let’s forget. ’ ‘ i don’t ask you to love me always like this, but i ask you to remember. ’ ‘ somewhere inside of me there will always be the person i am tonight. ’ ‘ i used to build dreams about you. ’ ‘ i love you so much, much, much that it just hurts every minute i’m with you. ’ ‘ sometimes people just want to be happy, even if it’s not real. ’ ‘ every nerve in my body could be damaged or numb and i’d still be able to feel you. ’ ‘ i may be in pain, but i am not weak. ’ ‘ you look like a dream i’ve never had before. ’ ‘ you can live a good life without ever knowing real love. ’ ‘ you are as real as anyone, and your doubts make you more real, not less. ’ ‘ the one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person. ’ ‘ the only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open. ’ ‘ it’s so hard to forget pain, but it’s even harder to remember sweetness. we have no scar to show for happiness. ’ ‘ just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit. ’ ‘ just for the record, the weather today is partly suspicious with chances of betrayal. ’ ‘ just for the record, the weather today is bitter with occasional bits of jealous rage. ’ ‘ the weather today is partly angry, leading to resignation and ultimatums. ’ ‘ for the record, knowing when people are only pretending to like you isn’t such a great skill to have. ’
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“are you a top or a bottom?” i’m a threat
“You’d be a fool to trust me. I’ll work with you for now, gladly even. But always remember that I’m a kept man. If she tells me to, I have to leave. If she tells me to, I have to kill you all in your sleep. I have no choice. I belong to the Raven Queen.“
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STIG · MA · TA : a term used in Christian Mysticism to describe the manifestations of bodily wounds, scars and pain in locations corresponding to the crucifixion wounds of Jesus Christ, such as the hands, wrists, and feet. An individual bearing the wounds of stigmata is referred to as a STIGMATIC.
written by tyler. est 2018. psd.
you are a ( weapon ) —————–
&& weapons do not w e e p
“I’m not opposed to religion, I just don’t see the point. My soul is spoken for. Not a lot of good gonna come from devoting myself to a deity."
100 Random Character Development Questions
001. When is their birthday? 002. Do they do anything to celebrate their birthday? 003. Does your character like coffee better, or tea? 004. Do they prefer being alone or with others? 005. Are they in good health? 006. What sense do they most rely on? 007. Is your character an optimist or a pessimist? 008. What is their favorite fairy tale? 009. Do they believe in happy endings? 010. Do they believe in love at first sight? 011. How would your character court the person of their dreams? 012. What makes your character embarrassed? 013. Have they ever been bullied or teased? 014. Detail one secret shame your character feels. 015. Are they most likely to fight with their fists or their tongue? 016. What is their choice of weapon? 017. When does your character think that violence is justified or deserved? 018. Your character wakes up to find that war has been declared. What do they do? 019. If they could have a superpower, what would they choose? 020. What are their hobbies? 021. How do they display affection? 022. What is the most beautiful thing they’ve ever seen? 023. What do they consider beautiful in others physically? 024. What do they consider ugly in others physically? 025. What do they consider beautiful in others personality-wise? 026. What do they consider ugly in others personality-wise? 027. What is their idea of perfect happiness? 028. What makes them laugh out loud? 029. What sort of sense of humor does your character have? 030. Do they believe in the afterlife? 031. Are they superstitious about anything? 032. Does your character believe in ghosts? 033. Do they keep their promises? 034. What’s their view of lying? 035. What is the most important rule your character lives by? 036. How honorable is your character? 037. If your character saw someone drop a large sum of money and knew that they could probably take it without anyone noticing, what would they do? 038. What bad habits do they have? 039. What do they think is the worst thing that can be done to a person? 040. What is their obsession? 041. Are they comfortable with technology? 042. What is their greatest achievement? 043. What will they stand up for? 044. What disgusts them? 045. Does your character have any chronic medical conditions? 046. How do they handle getting sick? 047. What was the last medical problem your character had? 048. Do they have any allergies? 049. How does your character feel about growing old? 050. How does your character feel about their own mortality? 051. If they knew they would die tomorrow, what would they do today? 052. What is your character’s worst flaw? 053. What is your character’s greatest strength? 054. Does your character want power or authority of any kind? 055. Is your character an introvert or an extrovert? 056. Has your character ever struck someone in anger? 057. Has your character ever killed anyone? 058. What is your character’s idea of a perfect day? 059. List several phrases your character is fond of uttering. Where did they pick them up? 060. What is your character’s attitude toward education and learning? 061. Does your character prefer adventure or safety and security? 062. What sort of legacy does your character wish to leave behind? 063. How well does your character handle difficult people? 064. In what ways does your character annoy others? 065. Is your character better at leading or following? Which do they prefer? 066. Does your character prefer city life or being out in nature? 067. Does your character believe in fate or destiny? 068. How strong is your character’s sense of responsibility? What kinds of things trigger it? 069. What about your character is heroic? 070. What about your character is cowardly? 071. How kind is your character? 072. In a Dungeons & Dragons game, which class would your character be? (wizard, fighter, bard, priest, ranger, etc.) 073. In a novel, what plot role would your character fill? (hero, anti-hero, sidekick, villain, etc.) 074. What is your character’s favorite game? 075. Is your character ticklish? 076. How do they express anger? 077. How often do they cry? Over what? 078. How emotionally stable is your character? 079. How easy is it for them to read the emotions of others? 080. How easy is it for others to read your character’s emotions? 081. Is your character religious? 082. What are your character’s sleeping preferences? 083. What is the first thing they say and/or do when they wake up? 084. Describe your character in one word. 085. Describe your character in three words. 086. How would your character describe themself in one word? 087. How would your character describe themself in three words? 088. Is your character quiet or loud? 089. How vocally expressive is your character? 090. How bodily expressive is your character? 091. What type of music does your character like? 092. What emotion does your character evoke in others? 093. What is your character’s goal in life? 094. Name three things most would not expect your character to be able to know. 095. Name three things most would not expect your character to be able to do. 096. How do they move and carry themselves? What energy do they project? 097. How well do they adapt to change? 098. Does your character like animals? 099. Do they talk to inanimate objects? 100. Does your character dream? If so, what do they dream about?
vanhelsiing:
“i’ll take it you’ve never gone after VAMPIRES before?”
“Not exactly. My Mistress despises the undead, so I’ve hunted my fair share.“ Alec sighed, turning to face the famous hunter of monsters. “I’m just usually throwing fireballs at them from fifty feet away. Getting up close and personal with something that can rip your head off with it’s bare hands is... disconcerting.“
lostindrink:
Handrew seemed content to just climb over him. He’d missed the rotting hand. The brofists and the sad drinking together. Though why he was back was terrifying. The last time he’d seen the hand he’d tossed it directly at the Raven Queen to get her to leave him alone in the Shadowfell. Now it was back he was just waiting for her to make him return or something else fucked up.
A raven. Welp, he had two connections with that. Stupid Vistani bloodline. And the whole The Raven Queen has some weird interest in me shit. He should be getting home. Finding the house and sleeping before his next alcohol binge. Now they were looking for the Ring again he wanted to be as drunk as possible so he could handle the guilt. Or, more reasonably, hide it.
“Sure.” He should stop going with random people he didn’t know. But right now he wasn’t thinking beyond that next bottle of wine.
Uncertain how to proceed, Alec decided to move next to the man in order to brace him should he stumble. People this drunk didn’t tend to be the most stable on their feet. As they walked he kept looking back to Paultin. He was clearly a man in pain; not that Alec really remembered pain. How long had it been since he’d felt pain? Physical or emotional? Fear, happiness, anger. They were all muted.
Well, perhaps not anger... that he could still feel. She took much from him, but the Raven Queen had left him that.
“I didn’t say yes,“ he eventually stated, apropos of nothing. Alec looked forward, into the darkness. The ever present void that seemed to encompass his life, now, echoing in that shadow. “I remember... pain. Then darkness, and emptiness. It wasn’t cold, or frightening. Just... deep, all encompassing. Then the dark... wasn’t empty, but crushing.“ He glanced to the man beside him, not for the first time wondering at the wisdom of sharing this. “I died, murdered I think. She dragged me back, and put something inside me. And for the privilege of having my final rest denied... she owns me.“
He distinctly remembered crawling out of his own shallow grave, caked all in dirt and reeking of death. Alec would never forget.
lostindrink:
In retrospect, he shouldn’t have gotten out of the house. Being trapped in his room meant he at least knew where he was. Simon could keep an eye on him. But since the day before he was too wired to stay inside. Handrew too clingy. Said rotting, desecrated hand was currently crawling up to perch on his shoulder like some gross five appendage bird.
Was he alright? Gods, what a concept. A real thinker. He felt both worse and better. He’d spoken about one of many traumas he had experienced in his what felt like never ending life. Sondra. But clearly the world wasn’t done reminding him he fucked up with the Ring Of Winter.
“I wish. Listen, if you hear the Raven Queen ask you for shit, say no. I mean, Handrew here is pretty chill but the whole trauma thing and her gifts are usually weird and just straight up evil. Same for the Ring Of Winter and joining Lathander Paladins when they ask you to join them. Basically, say no whenever I said yes.” Did he make any sense? Probably not. But when had that stopped him? According to most fanfiction, never. Being the only person aware of the forth wall meant he could be that level of crazy and still be quite sane.
Five years ago the sight of a desiccated, rotting, hand crawling onto someone’s shoulder would have sent him screaming for the hills. Presumably. Alec could recall only the barest scraps of his life before. Before... did he say Raven Queen? Well, someone else in his boat it would seem. Or at least in the same river, approaching a metaphorical waterfall.
His Raven familiar, Bacon, glided in to perch on his shoulder, then, chattering quietly to himself. Alec looked over this man, trying to make sense of him. Clearly drunk, clearly perturbed in some way. Most of what the man said didn’t make any damn sense, but the Raven Queen... that sent a chill up his spine.
“Look... why don’t you come with me. I think the inn I’m staying at is nearby, we can get you something warm to eat, take the edge off. When you’re feeling better, I’ll help you find where you need to be. Deal?“
✰ — — — BOOK SENTENCE STARTERS
‘ it is only once in awhile that you see someone whose electricity and presence matches your at that moment. ’ ‘ we could have been happy. i know that, and it is perhaps the hardest thing to know. ’ ‘ i mean, i hope you’re happy, but the sky is still the sky without you and i’m not surprised by that anymore. ’ ‘ that didn’t happen, of course. things never happened the way i imagined them. ’ ‘ we need never be hopeless because we can never be irreparably broken. ’ ‘ i still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore. ’ ‘ i used to think i was tough, but then i realized i wasn’t. i was fragile and i wore thick fucking armor. and i hurt people so they couldn’t hurt me. and i thought that was what being tough was, but it isn’t. ’ ‘ perhaps one did not want to be loved as much as to be understood. ’ ‘ i tried so hard to be everything you wanted, i forgot who i was. ’ ‘ is anyone anywhere happy? ’ ‘ we didn’t talk about anything heavy or light. ’ ‘ we were just there together and that was enough. ’ ‘ i looked and looked at you and i knew, as clearly as i know that i will die, that i loved you more than anything i had ever seen or imagined on earth. ’ ‘ you think ‘okay, i get it, i’m prepared for the worst,’ but you hold out that small hope, see, and that’s what fucks you up. that’s what kills you. ’ ‘ i belong to moments. not to people. ’ ‘ loving you was the easiest thing i ever did, even when it was hard, it was easy. loving you was like breathing. ’ ‘ the you who you are tonight is the same you i was in love with yesterday. the same you i’ll be in love with tomorrow. ’ ‘ i’ve seen a lot of beautiful things with a heavy heart. ’ ‘ but the heart has its own memory and i have forgotten nothing. ’ ‘ after awhile you could get used to anything. ’ ‘ i crave a dangerous kind of love – one that breaks hearts and bed springs. ’ ‘ just because you love someone, that doesn’t mean your lives will fit together. ’ ‘ there is so much stubborn hope in the human heart. ’ ‘ be patient with me. my heart is heavy. ’ ‘ my heart talks about nothing but you. ’ ‘ i want you by my side so that i never feel alone again. ’ ‘ i think too much. i don’t feel enough. ’ ‘ i might confess that it’s you i love. ’ ‘ maybe some things aren’t supposed to last. maybe they mean more that way. ’ ‘ i was supposed to be having the time of my life. ’ ‘ i hope i’ll always believe in love even if love shames me and tries to destroy me. i’ll hope i’ll want to start again. ’ ‘ what does it mean to mourn what never happened? ’ ‘ i’m awfully difficult but i do know when i love someone and i’ve loved you ever since i can remember. ’ ‘ the sad truth is that the truth is sad and that what you want does not matter. ’ ‘ you can’t leave yet. i’m not finished falling in love with you. ’ ‘ i’m not sorry for who i had to become in order to survive. ’ ‘ i didn’t necessarily feel like dying, but i’d been feeling a lot like not being alive. ’ ‘ with me, you’re number one and there isn’t even a number two. ’ ‘ you shouldn’t miss people who don’t miss you, right? ’ ‘ i tried so hard to be everything you wanted, i forgot who i was. ’ ‘ do you know how hard it is to say nothing? when every atom of you strains to do the opposite? ’ ‘ our only kiss was like an accident – a beautiful gasoline rainbow. ’ ‘ that’s what’s so damn difficult about making the decision to leave. whether it’s the right or wrong call, it hurts just the same. ’ ‘ everybody should have to love, and it should last as long as your life does. ’ ‘ loving you was the easiest thing i ever did. even when it was hard, it was easy. loving you was like breathing. ’ ‘ i love you. i don’t always understand you, but i love you. ’ ‘ how do you go back to being strangers with someone who has seen your soul? ’ ‘ break my heart. break it a thousand times if you like. it was only ever yours to break anyway. ’ ‘ just so you know, i fucking loved you. i fucking loved the daylights out of you. ’ ‘ i hope you find someone you can’t live without. i really do. and i hope you never have to know what it’s like to try and live without them. ’ ‘ i think we almost loved each other, but the only thing i was sure about is that almost wasn’t good enough. ’ ‘ of course i miss you. one minute you were here and now you’re gone. even if i didn’t love you, i’d miss you. and i loved the fuck out of you. ’ ‘ people don’t always get what they deserve in this world. ’ ‘ what if you find your soulmate at the wrong time? ’ ‘ you drink a little too much and try a little too hard and you go home to a cold bed and think, ‘that was fine.’ and your life is a long line of fine. ’ ‘ i was so fucking soft for you and you ruined me. ’ ‘ time will pass; these moods will pass; and i will, eventually, be myself again. ’ ‘ and i’m over it, i’m over it, i promise i’m over it. but it still hurts sometimes. ’ ‘ ‘almost’ is the worst way to love someone. ’ ‘ i don’t know what i think. all i know is that most of the time i would rather be with you than anyone else i know. ’ ‘ you are pretty much the only thing that makes me get up in the morning. ’ ‘ what did my fingers do before i held you? what did my heart do with its love? ’ ‘ it has been a beautiful fight. still is. ’ ‘ stop insisting on clearing your head – clear your fucking heart instead. ’ ‘ too often, the only escape is sleep. ’ ‘ it’s necessary for me sometimes just to be alone and quiet and doing nothing. ’ ‘ you have a place in my heart no one else ever could have. ’ ‘ i do love you – i can’t change that. ’ ‘ come and kiss me and let’s forget. ’ ‘ i don’t ask you to love me always like this, but i ask you to remember. ’ ‘ somewhere inside of me there will always be the person i am tonight. ’ ‘ i used to build dreams about you. ’ ‘ i love you so much, much, much that it just hurts every minute i’m with you. ’ ‘ sometimes people just want to be happy, even if it’s not real. ’ ‘ every nerve in my body could be damaged or numb and i’d still be able to feel you. ’ ‘ i may be in pain, but i am not weak. ’ ‘ you look like a dream i’ve never had before. ’ ‘ you can live a good life without ever knowing real love. ’ ‘ you are as real as anyone, and your doubts make you more real, not less. ’ ‘ the one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person. ’ ‘ the only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open. ’ ‘ it’s so hard to forget pain, but it’s even harder to remember sweetness. we have no scar to show for happiness. ’ ‘ just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit. ’ ‘ just for the record, the weather today is partly suspicious with chances of betrayal. ’ ‘ just for the record, the weather today is bitter with occasional bits of jealous rage. ’ ‘ the weather today is partly angry, leading to resignation and ultimatums. ’ ‘ for the record, knowing when people are only pretending to like you isn’t such a great skill to have. ’