#nevada wttsh

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Incorrect Quotes!

Because its my birthday.

Massachusetts: This is getting embarrassing.

Illinois: Getting? We’re already there!

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New York: What are you planning to do?

Illinois: Hey, now. "Planning"?! Do you KNOW who you're talking to

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New York: Could you maybe just like… stab me… right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. ‘Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.

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Nevada, watching New York and Illinois fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?

Texas, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.

Nevada: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?

New York: Texas.

Illinois: Texas.

Texas: Me.

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New York: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?

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Massachusetts: Caw caw, motherfuckers.

(He definitely owns crows.)

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Illinois: Guess what I'm about to get!

New York: On my nerves.

(Affectionately. I promise it's affectionate-)

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Texas, watching Illinois & Nevada panic : What's going on?

Massachusetts: Illinois is having a midlife crisis and Nevada is just having a crisis.

[rhinoclip]

Both Nevada and Washington are *spicy* with the attitude in the latest episode and i love it

[lasseizlesbontempsrouler]

Have you done Nevada yet?

i am eating this man he made me gay i am nom nom nom eating him i wish him a very nice friday today

idk i feel like him and california were dating at one point and had a shitty breakup

gets no sleep

he like shrimp and alcohol

shit wait isn't that just loui

utah:

nevada teaching his kids how to gamble:

his human name is carson okay

MOBVADA

MOBVADA

makeup

he does drag

uh i think he's neat ngl

kissing him

i forgot who said it but those scars from the bombs

he has those

giggles he's so <3

very big on equality

gets along with washington, but not so much oregon?

they don't not get along, but they're not like close friends like washington + nevada

also happy washington day

nevada used to do boxing

can throw a strong punch

which is funny cause he's built like a fucking twink

he also rides horses

kentucky right now:

favorite band is transviolet

he has a puppy?

he's the guy playing blackjack with uno cards during lunch

he collects snow globes

him trying to watch men in black in peace:

florida:

literally this man loves gold

also nevada stri-

"hey nev-ah-duh"

"it's nev-add-uh"

"no it's nev-ah-duh"

"hm okay"

won't do shit about it

but he will find a way to make your life hell

also he's into witchy shit

WAIT THAT'S ALSO LOUISIANA????

louisiana handshake nevada??

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Totally correct quotes

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Georgia: We need to talk

Kentucky: Whats wrong?

Georgia: Can we get Chinese food?

Kentucky: That's all you wanted to talk about?

Georgia: Yeah

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Florida: Are lobsters mermaids to scorpions?

Louisiana: Sha, it's three in the morning-

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California: Why did you break all the lamps in our bedrooms?

Florida: I'm the only one that can shine.

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Nevada: I want to do bad things to you :)

California: Oh really? Like what?

Nevada: Break your fucking neck.

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DC: You hate so many people...

New York: Yeah, it's not that hard.

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California: Do you have a self care routine?

DC: "Keep going bitch!!" Said to myself in different accents

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New Mexico: Cronch.

New Mexico: You hear that? That's the sound of me eating sticks.

Utah: No Don't!

New Mexico: Too late.

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Rhode Island: I'm small but I be knowing

Alaska: You don't be knowing what the top shelf looks like.

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Nevada: What do you call mixing hard liquor with coffee?

DC: Getting ready for work.

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Houston: What would Texas think? 
Austin: Ok, that’s an interesting thought, but hear me out: what if… we ran an experiment where we spent the rest of our lives finding out what happened if we never told him?

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Austin: Why would you do that? 
Texas: Because I feel guilty. 
Houston: Guilt is a trick emotion. It’s put there by your parents to stop you from doing things that feel good.

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Houston: Like they say, "If you can't beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs."

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Nevada: Is this your plan B?

Florida: Technically, this is plan P.

Nevada: Plan P? Is there a plan M?

Florida: Yes, but I marry Louisiana in plan M.

Louisiana: I like plan M.

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Nevada: Happy Scorpio season. If you have to burn a bridge, do it safely!

California: With NAPALM.

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Texas: I think it’s time I get my life in order.

California, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.

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Nevada: I dunno if I'm ready to process the ramifications of this bullshit.

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Nevada: Look, I’m glad everyone’s on the same page.

Nevada: But it’s the last page in a book titled “we’re all going to die”.

Texas: That’s not even clever.

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Oklahoma: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

California: I sleep with a knife.

Texas: Both of you are pathetic.

Oklahoma: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Texas: Florida.

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Florida: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.

Louisiana: How so?

Florida: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.

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More quotes! I have new sources!

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Florida: Can I tell you something?

Florida: Don't freak out.

DC: What makes you think I'd freak out?

Florida: I love you.

DC: I'm freaking out-

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California: Do you ever think before you speak?

Florida: Do I what before I what now?

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Texas: You're so cute and tiny

Texas: What'cha gonna do? Punch me in the face?You cant reach!

Rhode Island: Say goodbye to your kneecaps you fucking asshole

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*Texting*

Florida: Bone Jaw

DC: What?

Florida: Bone Jaw

Florida: are u dumb?

DC: ???

Florida: its french for hello u uncultured swine

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*Texting again*

California: Knock knock

Nevada: Who's their

California: There*

California: u asshole i don't even wanna tell the joke anymore

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*New York to Gov*

New York: With all due respect

New York: Which is none-

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Colorado: Can we talk about fish?

California: Of course we can

Colorado: They think their better than me.

California: How dare they

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Quotes i stole from other SubBlrs

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Austin, chuckling: I keep laughing but inside my soul is dying. My entire personality is fading away, like water slipping through my fingers. I'm an empty carcass, a comic imitation of what I once was. An unholy caricature of the worst I can be.

California: Is it exam week, Austin?

Austin: I got 18 exams in the next 12 days.

California: I'm so sorry. Good monologue, though.

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Oklahoma City: Does the name Dallas sound familiar to you? You could call him my natural enemy.

Dallas getting chills while doing the dishes: Someone is talking shit.

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Virginia: I'm a a fucking idiot

Massachusetts: Yes, you are.

Virginia: I'm THE ONLY ONE who can call me an idiot. Go fuck yourself.

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Texas: Can you pass the salt?

DC: What’s the magic word?

Texas: Or else.

DC: That’s two words but point taken

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Nevada: I can't understand why if i lick a knife after cutting a cake, i'm "cute" and "sexy" but if i lick a knife after stabbing someone i'm "sick" and "i need to see a therapist"