#dc wttsh

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Totally correct quotes

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Georgia: We need to talk

Kentucky: Whats wrong?

Georgia: Can we get Chinese food?

Kentucky: That's all you wanted to talk about?

Georgia: Yeah

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Florida: Are lobsters mermaids to scorpions?

Louisiana: Sha, it's three in the morning-

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California: Why did you break all the lamps in our bedrooms?

Florida: I'm the only one that can shine.

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Nevada: I want to do bad things to you :)

California: Oh really? Like what?

Nevada: Break your fucking neck.

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DC: You hate so many people...

New York: Yeah, it's not that hard.

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California: Do you have a self care routine?

DC: "Keep going bitch!!" Said to myself in different accents

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New Mexico: Cronch.

New Mexico: You hear that? That's the sound of me eating sticks.

Utah: No Don't!

New Mexico: Too late.

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Rhode Island: I'm small but I be knowing

Alaska: You don't be knowing what the top shelf looks like.

[ebbpup]

Gonna quickly send my au idea, might draw this design tomorrow or maybe convince myself to write my first fanfic.

Anarchist gov.

Sometimes when shit gets too tough, gov becomes the opposite of what he is.

Ditch usual formal wear apart from the tie, which is torn up and lose. Outfit? Casual, dangerous, whore. He always has that |:) mood. Always a smile on his face and spite in his eyes. He's not afraid to let himself lose and will even punch a guy. He'll riot. He'll protest. He'll try to stay like this until the states put him back in control.

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DC: Hey guys, what do you think about making that beach trip an annual thing?

Florida, California, and Louisiana: No!

Texas: Alright, that’s it, you guys. What happened out there?

Florida: What? We took a walk. Nothing happened. I came back with nothing all over me.

Texas: What does that mean?

DC: Come on, what happened? California?

California: Alright.

Florida: No. California, we swore we’d never tell!

Louisiana: They’ll never understand.

California: But we have to say something. We have to get it out. It’s eating me alive.

California: Florida got stung by a jellyfish!

Florida: Alright! I got stung. Stung bad. I couldn’t stand. I- I couldn’t walk.

Louisiana: We were two miles from the house. We were scared and alone. We didn’t think we could make it.

Florida: I was in too much pain.

California: And I was tired from digging a huge hole.

Louisiana: And then California remembered something.

California: I’d seen this thing in the Discovery Channel.

DC: Wait a minute, I saw that. On the Discovery Channel. Yeah, about jellyfish and how if you— EW! You peed on yourself?

Texas and New York: EW!!

Florida: You can’t say that! You don’t know! I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain. Anyway, I tried, but I couldn’t... bend that way. So... *looks at California*

DC, Texas, and New York: Ew!

California: That’s right. I stepped up. They’re my friend and they needed help. If I had to, I’d pee on any one of you.

California: Only, uh, I couldn’t. I got stage fright. I wanted to help but there was too much pressure. So, I, um, I turned to Louisiana.

Louisiana: California kept screaming at me, “Do it now. Do it. Do it now.” Sometimes, late at night I can still hear the screaming.

California: That’s because sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out.

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Nevada: What do you call mixing hard liquor with coffee?

DC: Getting ready for work.

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Ship bingo

Main 5 + Gov

(Main 5 r Florida, New York, Texas, Louisiana and Californian)

THESE BASTARDS (affectionate)

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More quotes! I have new sources!

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Florida: Can I tell you something?

Florida: Don't freak out.

DC: What makes you think I'd freak out?

Florida: I love you.

DC: I'm freaking out-

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California: Do you ever think before you speak?

Florida: Do I what before I what now?

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Texas: You're so cute and tiny

Texas: What'cha gonna do? Punch me in the face?You cant reach!

Rhode Island: Say goodbye to your kneecaps you fucking asshole

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*Texting*

Florida: Bone Jaw

DC: What?

Florida: Bone Jaw

Florida: are u dumb?

DC: ???

Florida: its french for hello u uncultured swine

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*Texting again*

California: Knock knock

Nevada: Who's their

California: There*

California: u asshole i don't even wanna tell the joke anymore

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*New York to Gov*

New York: With all due respect

New York: Which is none-

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Colorado: Can we talk about fish?

California: Of course we can

Colorado: They think their better than me.

California: How dare they

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Quotes i stole from other SubBlrs

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Austin, chuckling: I keep laughing but inside my soul is dying. My entire personality is fading away, like water slipping through my fingers. I'm an empty carcass, a comic imitation of what I once was. An unholy caricature of the worst I can be.

California: Is it exam week, Austin?

Austin: I got 18 exams in the next 12 days.

California: I'm so sorry. Good monologue, though.

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Oklahoma City: Does the name Dallas sound familiar to you? You could call him my natural enemy.

Dallas getting chills while doing the dishes: Someone is talking shit.

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Virginia: I'm a a fucking idiot

Massachusetts: Yes, you are.

Virginia: I'm THE ONLY ONE who can call me an idiot. Go fuck yourself.

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Texas: Can you pass the salt?

DC: What’s the magic word?

Texas: Or else.

DC: That’s two words but point taken

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Nevada: I can't understand why if i lick a knife after cutting a cake, i'm "cute" and "sexy" but if i lick a knife after stabbing someone i'm "sick" and "i need to see a therapist"

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*State reactions to being told ‘I love you’*


Texas: Thanks fam! 
New York: Oh no. 
DC: *cries* I love you too. 
Florida: Sounds fake, but okay. 
Louisiana: *A flustered mess* 
California: Can I get a refund?