#never again!!!!

[nondelphic]

i wish future scholars would analyze my work the way they dissect catullus. like, 'here in this line they were clearly unhinged, and here they were deeply in love, but also they hated everyone.' but for that, i’d have to actually write something first.

[yabagofmilfs]

i will never fly through the copenhagen airport again. what a ridiculous place.

[shomabones]

Avoiding the impulsive need to start chopping at my hair by drawing myself chopping at it instead!!!!!!!

[frodo-baggins]

i did it. i finished that fucking index for my prof

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

YALL MY MANAGER LET ME KNOW SHE GOT THE EMAIL AND THAT IM ALL SET TO LEAVE AFTER MY 2 WEEKS IM FREE

[trillgutterbug]

today i:

a) played dnd for 8 hours, during which i:

b) got too high from an edible and had a two hour long panic attack, after which everyone:

c) ate an entire habanero pepper each as part of a friendly squad challenge, which immediately caused me to:

d) spend the next fifteen minutes violently guzzling water and filliing both the bathroom sink and the toilet with burning puke

[tempestpaige]

i love wearing lolita even though i only really wear it to work most days and take it off as soon as i get home. i stopped wearing it around the house when i spilled koolaid on one of my skirts.