Where is the rep for the people who get off to creepy incels being creepy incels? Enough of this "I wanna fix them" bullshit, we all know that none of them would get better (except Jerry) so what about a Reader that enables all of their worst behaviors? Love you so much and please don't feel bad about deleting this if it makes you uncomfortable!
omg no cuz Pete and I.. mm.. we’d make eachother worse im being SO fr.
NSFW/DISGUSTING PEOPLE/this is allll sorts of fucking toxic/think of how they act in the comics. like srsly this might is kinda fucked up. (Dead dove do not eat. lmk what u think)
I’m doing Pete first because A) he’s probably the worst of the four (physically anyways), and B) because I’m extremely self indulgent.
Everyone gets his own set of warnings btw (Pete’s is the longest btw)
BLOOD/CUTTING/MENTIONS OF CNC/MENTIONS OF GUTFUCKING/LITTERAL FUCKING ABUSE/VIOLENT SEX/MENTIONS OF GOREPORN/MENTION OF BURNING
Pete and an enabler?
you guys carve things into eachother for fun. bite him hard enough to bleed and he’s done for. yours for good. P.D. Carved into your thigh/wrist, your initials on him somewhere, deep enough to scar real dark. Lets you beat on him for fun. “Dude, how’d you get a black eye?” “S/O.” *insert disgusted Jerry face here* “dude.. what the fuck.” “Hot right?”
2 words. Violent sex. be rough. bite, scratch, hell, grab a knife and give him a few cuts. pretend to not like what he’s doing, gets him off more. omfg smoking blunts and putting them out on eachother?? ugh insta-boner. def yank eachothers hair. smack him, it gives him a hard-on, and he WILL admit it. Likes seeing you violent/physcotic. Gets horny watching you get into a fight at school. you guys fight too, and it always ends up in bloody and bruised makeouts. you two are EVIL together. even Bill gets a bit concerned, and he never cares. watch goreporn with him. fuck to the sight of gore porn on his tv, wishing it was your organs he was fucking. and you go along with it, pretending to be dying or limp, or whining about how you don’t want it. he *loves* when your scared. whether it’s real or fake, still gets him off.
okay sorry for yapping abt him so much, Bills turn! :D (had this whole thing typed out but tumblr decided fuck you)
MANIPULATION/GOING BACK TO WHAT YOU SHOULDNT/CONTROL/SEVERE CODEPENDENCE/BILL DICKEY
Bill like someone to control, to do what what he wants, someone who can’t say no to him. like actually it’s so bad. and if that poor soul is you? Have fun with that. Controlling, bossy, manipulative, douchebag. Does nothing but take from you, then leaves at the drop of a hat. BUT! Your also fucked up in the head and always let him come back to you. Your obsessed with him, without him, your nothing. that’s what he makes you think anyways. You need him. You can’t live without him to guide you. your his. You need him to function, to think for you, to decide for you. The two-three days he ditches you every once in a while? Hell. He does it so you’ll be reminded of how badly you need him.
CODEPENDENCY/ATTATCHMENT/MANIPULATION
Josh.. ugh. he’s dependent on YOU. don’t leave him, he needs you! If you try and leave? You hate him. You never liked him in the first place- maybe the world would be better without him! Oh.. you won’t leave? Good. But now you have to be extra sweet to make up for anything mean. always had you with him. mentally depends on you to reassure and defend him constantly. You disagree with him? You don’t love him. Your a fucking liar! An anti-Semite liar! You better be constantly agreeing with him. Even if it’s against the whole club. your HIS partner, your SUPPOSED to be on HIS side!! Whyre you agreeing with them?! You really don’t love him huh? You better kiss him and buy him a new figure to make him feel better.
JERRY ISNT AS BAD/JUST PORNBRAINED
Jerry.. he isn’t as bad as the other three, but being around them so much made him pornbrained like hell. always wants to hump you. or to get his dick sucked. or to lick at you. lowkey just likes looking at you naked.
I took an extended break from posting anything to Tumblr recently, and in place of putting out content I willingly chose to binge-watch the HBO show Ballers which is packed top-to-bottom with catchy hip-hop music. While I wouldn't recommend the show itself (not enough on-field footage/drama, the show jumps the shark in season 4 and becomes political and preachy, some characters you just can't care about because they make blitheringly stupid decisions over and over, etc.) I WOULD recommend the show’s soundtrack. One of the jams from Ballers that caught my ear and got infectiously stuck in my head was one by Kano, a British rapper. Among being an ex-footballer and actor, this artist also performs grime which is a style of music that is characterized by rapid lyrics and breakbeats stacked on top of one another. The beats and vocals are delivered so fast in succession that it’s almost impossible to determine within a degree of certainty what ideas you're even listening to, especially on the first pass. This is my second favorite style of hip-hop, the first being trap music, mostly because of the tight execution and lyrical skill of the performer in question. This is music so fast (hundreds of beats per minute sometimes) matched with ridiculously rapid lyrics that are almost indecipherable unless you take the time to read them and understand them in context. This is New Banger from the 2016 album Made in the Manor and if you smash play and listen to it all the way through I can pretty much guarantee that, like me, you’ll get addicted to the hook for at least a few days. Enjoy, dear listener!
