A drunk James would include :
• he would be even more childish than normal
“James , get in the car , its time to go home!”
“Bitch no ! You can’t make me! Catch me bitch!” He would then start running
• when you eventually do get him home , he would be accidentally breaking shit , “CRASH!”
“James , what was that ?”
“I don’t fucking know, probably that vase that I knocked over!”
• when you try to make him drink water he’d close his mouth and won’t open it.
• when you tell him to stop acting so childish , he’d just start crying.
• then when you hug him he sits in your lap even though all 6'4 inches of him won’t fit. “Carry me y/n!” He says , you try but it’s impossible , he goes back to crying because you think he’s fat
• you eventually get him to the bedroom and he refuses to go to sleep. Sat on the floor with his arms crossed pouting.
“Fuck you bitch, I want my mum!”
• he’d then start running around the room , trying to find his special stick ,“ your wand James?”
“ no my motherfucking special stick!”
• “bitch you giving me the evils ?” He would say when you look at him
• he’d then just pass out on the floor
• he’d sleep the whole day , but at 5 pm when he wakes up, he’d be adamant that he wasn’t drunk , then you show him the photos and the texts and tell him what he did and he’d say he was acting
If it was his mum picking him up - Ginny -
• “wassssup biatch!”
“James get in the car”
“You ain’t the boss of me woman !”
“Yes I fucking am , get in the car”
*james gets his ass into the car*
“Drive bitch!”
*ginny glares at james*
*james shuts his mouth*
•Ginny pulls up at the house at gets out the car. James starts banging on the car window saying ,“ mum! Let me out of the prison ! Now!”
The car isn’t locked. Ginny opens the door and takes off James seat belt and they go inside.
“James , take your socks up stairs”
*james stares at the socks*
“Master has given Jamie a sock, Jamie is freeeeeeee!”
Then he would run around the living room saying “ I’m freeeeeeee” then he would knock over a vase , it would break and he would start crying ,“ sorry evil step mum, I will tidy this up or my name isn’t fucking Cinderella” Ginny would try to help him tidy it up and James would scream ,“ GET AWAY FROM ME YOU EVIL BITCH! I WILL GO TO THE BALL!”
Then he runs off to paddy , the potters dog , “prince eric u found me! Now we can live happily ever after!”
Ginny comes over to James
“Time for bed james”
“Back off bitch , Eric is mine ”
“Get your ass up stairs now James !”
• James then starts bouncing on his bed and saying ,“ my name is Voldemort and I’m going to kill your babies!”
Ginny would come in and say “ James . Don’t say things like that.”
“But I didn’t say it mum, Voldemort did!” “ I’m going to kill your hufflepuffs and take your slytherins!” He says
