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[neighboringheart]

I don't write enough leg humping...I should get on that

[neighboringheart]

pro tip: if you find yourself writing a comment that starts with "I'm not normally into—" you should probably just stop there and either write nothing at all or back it up and just leave a heart emoji bc unless it ends with something along the lines of "but this has awakened something within me" you are probably just going to harsh the vibes whether you intend to or not. I do not need to know that you think my writing is "so good" that it makes a given kink "tolerable" or "forgivable" or "easy to ignore" it's just plain rude like brother I am into those kinks and your comment is going to the shadow realm (deleted without a response)

[neighboringheart]

I love how he's such a liar lmao

he's so insecure and covers it up with so much confidence (some of which is genuine but a lot of it is coping for sure imo) and just ugh I love how he lied to Optimus so easily here

like this is like the number one guy that would fuel Rodimus' insecurities y'know? a prime who's always been praised for how good of a leader he is and how wise he is versus how Rodimus is constantly put on blast and scrutinized so ofc when he asks him how the matrix felt he'd panic and lie thinking that it must have felt great for Optimus since he's such a good prime and he can't make himself look as inadequate as he feels right in front of the guy

idk I just genuinely love it so much about his character and it really adds to the idea of how primacy is always seen as an ideal but it shouldn't be like both OP and Roddy are deeply fucked up characters (which I love very much) and they both put on a brave face in their own way

and then ofc the speech he gives at the end of Lost Light really ties it all together for me here bc yeah you don't need to perfect bc good enough is still enough y'know? idk if I'm making sense here but like idk I just really love Roddy as a character and I think a lot of his flaws are just super interesting to dissect there's just so much going on under the hood (hehe) and when he gave that speech I hope he was listening to his own words too

[neighboringheart]

started watching beast wars and here are my thoughts so far:

optimus primal is hilarious I love this guy

there's something going on between rhinox and rattrap I can sense it

dinobot is a bottom

tarantulas is a freak freak (and I love him for it)

may add more later lmao but I'm digging it so far

[neighboringheart]

the poll is turning out really boring...not a single bit of propaganda in my inbox...nobody wants to tell me why their babygirl should get nonconned...lame

[neighboringheart]

Let's All Get Along

Finally finished the MegaGetaRod fic I've been meaning to have done for ages now lmao let's just call it my summer fic and pretend that this had nothing to do with procrastination or me wanting to work on an entirely different fic at the same time that I keep rewriting endlessly. Anyway,

Snippet:

"We cannot function if we don’t all work together. And to that end, Rodimus had the idea to—in his words—‘use him like a get-along shirt.’ I think that’s far too crude, personally. I prefer to just call it team building.” “So, he thinks that if he gives me good enough head I’ll agree to, what, not think about killing you in every conceivable way whenever I see you? Sorry, I don’t even think Primus could pull that off.”

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[neighboringheart]

I need to trans Blades' gender

[neighboringheart]

started watching rescue bots here's some thoughts so far:

Heatwave's such an angsty dude omg I love him 🥰 I bet his pussy is so fat

Boulder seems like a cool sensitive guy I like him

I feel bad for poor Blades stuck with a flying alt when he's afraid of heights lol but he seems like such a sweetie

Chase is funny I like him but he loses points for being a cop

digging the team so far 😊