#ni problems

[kingdaddydaichi]

All the INFJs™️ who think being INFJ is cool: “Oh I’m an INFJ, which makes me the rarest type*.” (*spoiler alert: it most likely isn’t)

…or something along those lines…

And (to no one) I’m just: “Do you know how hard it is to relate to people when you don’t know how to put what you know into words and so you just don’t say anything at all? Because when you try, you can feel that they’re looking at you like some kind of grizzly bear covered in glitter, surfing on a log over a rainbow. And so you know you’ve alienated them and you sort of watch yourself through their eyes, thinking, I should really stop talking now.”

[reverse-philosophy]

INFJ: How have you been, INTJ?

INTJ: You know, regular. Existential crises every day, that sort of stuff. Crippling anxiety. But it’s all good.

INFJ: Do you need to talk? It sounds serious.

INTJ: Nah, I’ll just throw ice cream at my problems.

INFJ: What?

INTJ: You heard me.

Based on the tweet from @TheGaLmHD on Twitter

[intj-the-cynical-idealist]

INTJs, always waiting for the other shoe to drop…always.

[reverse-philosophy]

MBTI Types on New Year’s Eve (NTs, Part 4)

ENTP: Theorizing about how exactly the ball drops and explaining to everyone how politics will work in the New Year. Debates with INTP about mechanics of the ball and the state of the union (wherever they may be). Is at a party somewhere, most likely in a smaller city, surrounded by friends and strangers attracted by the strange charisma of the ENTP. Doesn’t go to bed until noon on New Year’s Day.

INTP: Hangs out with ENTP at a big party, but shoes away into a corner and thinks of arguments for debating them. Doesn’t notice when the ball drops but rather zones out to think about the past year and what they will do in the next month. Doesn’t go to bed until 4 am.

ENTJ: Somehow has gathered 15-20 people following them closely to talk about a subject they are quite knowledgeable in: leadership. Talks about the political climate with a few stray ENTPs and leads the crowd to watch the ball drop. Most likely in a skyscraper looking out a window to watch the ball drop, staying warm and comfortable while watching. Goes to bed after sending all of their newfound followers home, about 2 am.

INTJ: Is at home, watching the festivities online as to avoid the commercials and the crowds. Only one other person they love is with them to watch, and they spend time thinking and discussing their plans for the next year. Makes coffee while waiting and toasts with the coffee. Doesn’t go to bed until 3 am because they’re still thinking about the New Year.

[intj-the-cynical-idealist]

NI Problems

Your head is such a jumble of accumulated ideas that several times you’ve had an “original thought,” put it in a story, and realized that it was taken verbatim from somewhere else.

[intj-the-cynical-idealist]

Ni Problems

Secretly dreading that thing you’ve been looking forward to because it could never live up to the shiny fantasy in your head were everything goes perfetly and reality doesn’t ruin everything.

[infjness]

Introverted intuition paradox

Sometimes I’m here but I’m not here.

[i-only-love-you-when-im-drunk]

There are just concepts in my mind: deep, analyzed and detailed concepts without words. It is so strange to have so much to say, but not say anything at all.