bring your blorbos to work day! (or bring your blorbos to the job you wished to have as a child if you don’t wish to be giving away too many details about your life). what are they up to??
Hii Jen!! Thank you this is such a fun ask! May I bring them on my sailing trip instead? ⛵️Because I have thought about this many times, and it comes close enough to one dream job for me, which would involve sailing, or marine biology! 🐳🪸🪼
I am at uni atm and I really tried to think of something funny that also wouldn't give too much away but there just isn't that many fun things for the blorbos to do there. Same with any job that might come out of my studies or that I wished for as a child since I didn't have the most fun or exciting things that I can think of. Maybe I'm just tired of uni and was a boring child.😅😅
What I imagine the 126 doing on a sailing trip:
Nancy would be at the wheel, claiming that she, and not the wind is the reason for the boat's speed, shouting 'Woohoo!!' and 'Hell yeah!'. 💨🌊😀
Mateo is happy for his girlfriend's enthusiam but can only muster up the occasional nervous chuckle. He is also appointed the one to be On The Lookout for animals. He will exclaim 'whales!' or 'dolphins' 🐬 and point to a random blob of ocean every 20 minutes. Nine out of ten times they will be false alarms but TK gets just as excited and just as disappointed every time.
TK is wearing his fuckboy outfit of sunglasses swimtrunks and a half open shirt. 😎🩳 He is at the wheel with Nancy, equally excited and shouting everytime they hit a big wave or a speed record. He alternates between that, looking at the map and sails with squinted eyes and pursed lips pretending to be in charge of navigation but really he is a little bit confused about how it all works, and offering water, a lil' reassuring backrub and temple-kiss to-😗
Carlos, who is sitting in the cockpit wearing his life vest, 🦺holding on to anything within his reach with a tight knuckled grip, looking very nervous and slightly green, 😰🤢 asking occasional questions about safety and still trying his best to enjoy the trip. He is happy at least that TK and his friends are having fun!
Paul is unfazed, either taking a nap on deck in the sun ☀️ (with his life vest on and clipped to the railing for safety of course), or cooking them a delicious boat friendly lunch of fish tacos in the saloon kitchen. 🌮 Except for when the sails or heading needs adjusting, he is jumping in to take on the role as captain, delegating tasks and giving orders!
Whenever this happens, Judd is the first one on his feet, 🫡 using his Big Muscle-ly arms to man the winches when the sails need trimming or otherwise adjusted. 💪 When he isn't needed, he's either sitting in the cockpit with his cool guy sunglasses on, 🕶️, practicing knots 🪢 smirking and shouting the occasional 'Yee Haw!', or sitting all pale at the very front of the boat getting a sunburn because he won't admit he's feeling seasick.
Grace is also taking it all very chill. 😌 She's in her life vest too of course, enjoying the beautiful view 🌅 and asking Carlos 'are you sure you're alright honey?' or trying to coax Judd away from the front with ginger ale and the promise of a nap with his head in her lap, or get him to put on some sun screen. She isn't as enthisuastic as TK and Nancy, but she love and will hone a secret smile whenever the waves make them do a little lift-off and bump into the next wave and the speed picks up.😏
Marjan immediately took in and understood all the information about direction and speed of wind, how to set the sails and navigate. 🧭 She is doing a vlog explaining everything about their heading etc to her followers, 🤳 looking impeccable in an equally fashionable and practical outfit!
Owen caught the fish 🎣 and now he is up on deck swinging a lasso for some reason.
