#nice cops

[trap-music-queen]

Please Read This Funny Yet Scary As Fuck Story :)

So, a couple nights ago at almost one in the morning, I was driving on the interstate to Sheboygan from Kenosha and I had just entered Milwaukee county and the speed limit just dropped to 55 from it being 70 and I was still going 71. I just passed a parked sheriff and mind you I JUST GOT DONE TOKING A BOWL. I hadn't even aired my car out or had time to smoke a cigarette. PURE WEED SMELL EVERYONE. So, of course he whips behind me and then proceeds to turn on his cherries and berries. I got into the right lane to pull over but then 3 more lanes opened up to the right of me so I was all "WHERE THE FUCK DO I PULL OVER" Well, I wound up getting off the airport exit and pulling over with my hazards on. Here's the conversation as follows:

COP: Hello ma'am, I'm from the Milwaukee County Sheriff's Department and I pulled you over because you were going 71 in a 55. Where are you going and why were you going so fast?

ME (Having a panic attack inside and hands him my license): Oh, well I actually just had realized the speed limit changed to 55 and I'm coming from work in Kenosha and going to Sheboygan.

COP: Okay, is this your current address on your license?

MY SCARED LITTLE ASS: Yes, it is.

COP: Okay. So, what's a phone number I can reach you at?

ME: *Tells him my number*

COP: Okay. So, what's a phone number I can reach you at?

ME (confused since he just asked me that question and now I'm thinking it's a trick question): *Starts to repeat phone number*

COP (totally interrupts me): Oh my gosh, sorry, I'm sleepy tonight. I'll be back in a few minutes. Just hang tight.

ME (After he walks away): Oh my god. What the fuck just happened right there. I'm going to fucking jail. But then again, holy shit. How did he not mention anything about it smelling? Plus he was super nice and told me he was "sleepy"......

10 minutes go by...

COP: Alright, I just wrote you up a citation since you were going 16 over the speed limit. There's a non mandatory court date. Its 204 dollars and 4 points off your license. So, I'll go ahead and turn my lights off and when it's safe, just merge back into the left lane.

SERIOUSLY. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. SO GRATEFUL YET SO CONFUSED YET SAD.

[cleverrrose]

Probably not Worth reading

To start, I'd like to say that when I typed 'cops' into the tag thing (I'm not good with tech names, but whatever), a tag popped up that said 'all cops are bastards' 1. That isn't true because most (like 99/100) cops where I live most certainly are not bastards. They are extremely nice. 2. The proper way to put this would be to say 'many cops are bastards' because, as I said, the cops where I live are not. Just because every cop that is broadcasted over America for doing a terrible thing does not mean that every cop is bad. 3. Just because I am proving points against this tag does not mean I am racist, I am simply bored and the opportunity to debate something arose. 4. The meaning of bastard is 'a child born out of wedlock' and I doubt that every cop was born out of wedlock 5. That last point was made solely on the fact that I like proving points against cuss words when used incorrectly, according to their original meaning and purpose. 6. Again, I am not a racist that agrees with what certain cops are doing, in fact I am a feminist and support full equality of everyone and that includes no discrimination against African Americans. I just happened to come across this tag and was bored. 7. Going along with point number 6, I must point out that if I get any hate for anything I said in this list I will not care and it will mean nothing to me as I just wanted to debate against a point made and have no emotion behind my answers except for the fact that I think that these cops that are appearing on the news for these acts of discrimination should fucking stop. If you read this, I don't know why you wasted your time. This post has little to no value and wasn't really worth the energy spent writing it, but I finished it now so I might as well post it. Don't write to me about it. Don't reblog it unless you actually have had a connection with it. Okay? Okay.

[lithefider]

A county cop came into our quilt store to check on us cause the alarm went off briefly by accident. Gosh he was GCBC height (6'4"), broad shoulders, & attractive. He had a worn in looking leather duty belt. Hgnnn. When he came in we were all like "Ohh nooo we in trouble!" :'D and he chuckled. Then we were like "Yea we are trouble makers." And he said, "Rowdy bunch in here, yup."

[servicedoodle]

Street Harassment

A group of men was hanging out at the playground smoking something that looked oddly like a crack pipe. I was walking by with Zac and Nalla, they started yelling at me, whistling, trying to get me to come over by them, saying like "hey babe come here you in the pink shirt" and the ever flattering "you have huge boobs". I started signing to Zac, so the people harassing me wouldn't think I was ignoring their advances (because that's when people like that get violent and I didn't have my gun), but would see that I wasn't hearing them. That worked, and they switched to mocking Zac for dating a deaf person (even though I am not deaf), howling at Nalla, and mocking deaf people. Zac walked between me and the men (who were a good 30 feet away). As we kept walking, there was a cop turning the corner and asked us what was wrong, I told him about the street harassment and he said he'd take care of it. I didn't stick around, but I felt better that the cop happened to be there to go break up the group so I could feel safer walking my dog.

[poetesskrys]

Only me...

I got pulled over last night for a headlight being out, the officer let me know and I went on my way. Tonight again, only in a different town, I got pulled over for the headlight. I was also informed by this kind officer I had 72 hours to fix it(wish I knew that before)! Only me, I thought for sure I was going to get a threefer, but not tonight.

[foreverdistracting]

SERIOUSLY! ? ! ?

I am sooo pissed off!

[battybeka]

Soo I just got pulled over by a cop for having my license plate light out...luckily, I didnt get a ticket cause he was like the nicest cop in ever but I didn't even know that was a thing you could get a ticket for? Whatever, no ticket, no bullshit, no complaint.

[dailyrayofsunshine-blog]

This post is technically a day late because it's 3am, but I just got home so I am still counting this as Saturday! Grateful there are actually nice cops in the world (And surprisingly in my city!), though my luck with them has always been good :)