#nice dudes

[dwarvishring]

A question out of the blue: who from the Company would you date?

easy. bofur or fili

[avrodyne-works]

A very Happy Belated (belated) Birthday to Enoch! Here’s her three scalawags, Kale and Henry and Pietro!

[bolontiku]

Yesterday the customer i crush on came in..

Super nice guy, probably 20yrs younger than me. We chat, he's a truck driver, always in to buy oil. Tell him in struggling since I had only an hour of sleep and I'm nursing a monster to wake me up after my coffee failed to help me. He goes off to buy himself his oil and stuffs.

Comes back to pay and hands me a sugar free monster. "I hope you like that flavor."

That's basically a proposal. JS.

Today waiting to clock in, chilling in my car. One of my other fave customers come over we chat.

"You got a boyfriend?"

Haha, tell him yes I do. He asks about him, his long we been together if he's Hispanic. Lol PUTTING ME ON THE SPOT. Does he treat me right? Is he romantic?

Damn, good thing i am a fanatic wrtiter.... had to come up with a whole ass back story and lore. We chat a bit more, me asking him if he's single and that he should find himself a good girl.

He gives me his number "in case he messes up" he says.

I think it's the hair.

It's pink and purple...

Its gotta be the hair...

[goingoutofourminds]

i met pete wentz and spencer smith last night, that was pretty damn wild

[thenerdybonbon]

Went and hit up a gym near my place and I was standing in the shade behind a bush near the bridge and this group of dudes came over and I overheard this one guy saying ‘she is the one fight your gym fam, she tapping away at her phone’ and this other dude step around the bush and he was a 6ft black guy and he just said ‘you fighting my evee?’ and I was like ‘oh its already gone, you brought an evee to a flareon fight’ and his mates all like hollered ‘oh she got you’.  I beat the gym chucked some random Hypno there so I got the shop bonus and then was liek ‘you can go fight me now’ and we had a good chat about where the syther spawned and where to get the other starters around London (charmander at Hollan Park and squirtles in Camden Town). Good day.

[queendomauthorityarchived]

Ooc

Aw. Some sweet dude just offered to share his umbrella with my while I was walking. Cause we were going to the same place and it's pouring rain and forgot my umbrella.

[trollaar]

safe

i found my kredit card im safe i get to eat nice dudes :D

[thewanderinguterus]

thanks for the submitted dick