#nice old lady

[halssisboring]

Call me depressed but I spent the whole night up kicking it off with my lil sister (11 years old) and it was fun asf 😭 I'm growing to be an old lady who only likes kids bc they don't remind her of how miserable she is <3

[movieassholes]

If I had a dick, this is where I’d tell you to suck it.

Mrs. Delores Bickerman - Lake Placid (1999)

[bbjhfgjngdbliy-blog]

I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe in being haunted.

-Aunt Sarah The Darkness

[b0chelly]

Ghost Bo Cat was a curious cat that was given the ability to use Hands and ignore walls and gravity. She now had the power to go into ANY apartment she chose! No one could stop her! She could open drawers and cabinets and inspect them. She could visit any pet friend she wanted. She COULD eat, confusing as she was supposed to be dead, but now her taste buds changed so that all food tasted good! All the fridges were available to her. Thankfully she was full with portions she could eat as a cat, so she wasn’t clearing out entire pantries. Her owner tried to combat this by making sure she was well fed.

[f-x-tionate]

i can't understand the nice older woman who lives in my building, I haven't been able to since the first time i met her.

its not a accent thing its a slurring her words thing, again the nicest woman, but she talks like shes blackout drunk 24/7. my first conversation with her i must have said "wah?" for clarification five separate times before i gave up and just settled for a smile and nod... I've been doing that when i run into her for almost a year now and just pray to god she didn't just ask me a question.

[green-lilac-in-a-jar]

so I was walking home from school today and while crossing a street this lady came up to me and was like “you shouldn’t have your phone in your back pocket, I’ve heard stories of people getting them stolen” and like i don’t know why but that just made my day, like she could be the reason I didnt get my phone snatch today! Who knows?

[midyiderit]

Help I scared a grandma in a Sam's club she started cluching her groceries as I walked by...

She looked nice... I feel bad

[eftersmak]

my landlord just complimented my hair and said i could be a model, in this house we stan an older lady acting like your loving grandma