I don't know if you still do them, but some headcanons about Dante finding out his S/O (or Lady) is pregnant?
They didn’t want kids.
So much so that Dante always uses a condom plus Lady birth control.
Between the two of them, they had enough issues to give a kid lots of therapy material.
Besides their line of work.
But this kid said Listen I don’t care.
The theory was: When Lady was trapped in that demon thing her birth control schedule go all over the place.
And when Dante got back and they had sex for the first time in almost half a year well thing got rough. The fucking condom broke.
It was like a sperm of Dante had been waiting in the gates of his dick for that exact moment.
Now pregnant.
“Are you sure? We had had scares before.”
“Yeah, you’re right… tomorrow I’m going to a clinic to be sure, I mean the six tests can be defective.”
Lady was 3 weeks pregnant. Dante felt… shook. Pregnancy was something that happens to his stupid brother, not to him.
Obviously, for a couple who didn’t want kids and didn’t have the luxury of even want a normal life, the abortion talk came.
But they were older, they have practically been together one way or another their whole life and now against all odds she was pregnant.
If this kid wanted so badly to come to this world they would make a place for them.
Now that the kid was officially their baby Dante started to feel a whole new world of emotions.
Panic was the one that reigned among the others, even the profound love that he suddenly felt the first time he felt the kid’s kick was tinted by panic and fear.
Nut more than anything he wanted to know their kid, not only seeing them coming to the world but getting to know his kid as a person in the future.
Also, he wanted to say to his brother that his kid was cuter than Nero.















