jesper+nina+inej friendship
seeing as wylan and matthias joined the dregs later and kaz is a friendship buzzkill, these three naturally have the closest little friendship group that goes back years before six of crows and i’m here for it
they obviously get up to nonstop trouble together
inej always gets sucked into it more by accident than anything, mostly because she can never say no when nina convinces her to join them in whatever they’re doing
they have sleepovers quite often at the slat under the disguise of “work nights gone late”
on multiple occasions they have gotten drunk and all kissed each other because bi icons
also they all tried to collectively drunk seduce kaz when he worked late in his office (kaz hit jesper with his cane and sprinted the fuck out of there, none of them remembered what happened but jesper woke up with an unexplained bruise the next morning)
they know each other’s coffee orders by heart and take turns getting each other their daily morning caffeine
(kaz secretly feels left out but he’d never admit it)
they have an ongoing prank where they see how creatively they can scare each other. inej naturally gets them all the time because she can just climb random shit and drop down in front of them or scream “boo” from the ceiling
when they do jobs together they always create elaborate backstories that usually involve them being in a polygamous relationship with a dash of betrayal and dramatics
whenever kaz says something shitty they all just exchange a look that’s code for “this dumb shit just really said that”
monthly support group for talking about their issues and eating their feelings
you know they have a fucking best friend handshake and that shit SLAPS like it’s a two minute complicated mess of perfection and it annoys kaz to no end
(so much of what they do is purely because it annoys kaz to no end and they know they can get away with it because inej is in on it)
they have so many games that are kaz related e.g how many times will kaz look like he wants to die in one conversation, guess what boring outfit kaz is going to wear today, etc
lots of drunk “i love you” “no i love YOU” “well i love you more” “no i love YOU more”
visit waffle places at least once a month to rate them and eventually complete the quest to find the best waffle place in ketterdam
murdering for each other :) #cutebestfriendthings