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[desinteresse]

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

[little-trash-ghost]

Can't leave this in the tags..

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

helpp hellppp we are the flamingo twins and we just fucking FELL OVER

[partywithponies]

One of my FAVOURITE ship dynamics to write or read in fics is when two characters are basically already a couple but they just haven't realised it yet. They call each other up at like 3am, they cuddle, they sleep in the same bed, they fall asleep in each other's arms, they hold hands, they practically live together, they talk about having a ~ special connection ~, they just haven't actually kissed or done the do or talked about their feelings yet so they're still both like "but I just don't know if they like me in that way!!"

[partywithponies]

Less slow burn and more two idiots standing around literally on fire from page one but not noticing until page two hundred.

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[midnightssea]

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

[lakevida]

I was born in 2003 is that normal

literally no

[ozempicofficial]

[ndnbutch]

but if I were to say that I don’t think vampires inherently and universally represent queerness and that if that’s the only way you engage with any story containing a vampire then a lot of very important messages are going to go straight over your head? i would be killed to death.

[shelterwoodpod]

ESPECIALLY an issue when vampires very explicitly represent fear of outsider immigrant non-white invaders! Dracula can absolutely be read with a queer lens but we cannot let our desire for ~spooky gay stuff~ blind us to the very real xenophobia, antisemitism, and orientalism present in a LOT of the foundational media in vampire history! nor the racism present in modern vampire stories!!!

[devils-little-sistaaa]

I may not even straighten it tbh. Too much work.

[devils-little-sistaaa]

Straight haired and fine haired people don’t have to worry about planning and timing their shower days and hair wash days and hair straightening days perfectly just for The Big Event where there’s gonna be pictures and have to get your hair to be at least half way decent and behave well enough instead of it’s usual wild lions mane way that you keep in a messy ponytail just cause you don’t have the energy to deal with most of the time.

[what-even-is-thiss]

It can either be an herbivore or a herbivore depending on if you want to pronounce your H sounds today

[what-even-is-thiss]

A hotel and an hotel are similar sometimes.

[what-even-is-thiss]

The tricky thing about a and an is that it doesn’t matter whether or not there’s supposed to be a consonant at the beginning of the next word. It matters whether or not a consonant is being pronounced.

So depending on how fast you’re speaking you may live in a house or an house

[hrithil]

hazel levesque stopped the PRIMORDIAL GOD AND PERSONIFICATION OF THE EARTH at TWELVE YEARS OLD and yet no one talks about that… this is actually insane i would argue hazel is THE most powerful demigod but no one would want to hear it. mind you she had no support. she only had herself and her pure determination to save her mom.

[imaginarylands4000]

[itsis0k]

its been so long since i drew them ouhhhh my little babies i missed them :'(

[steamypockets]

nico di angelo edit except he can control metals and he uses his powers to fight with floating swords or something

PLEASE GOD DON'T FLOP I SPENT SO LONG ON THIS

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also @ ing people below

@imliterallyinsanern @gay-mormon-wizard @dogwaterdish @ava-sweeney @i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated @oeleruathechronicallyillasshole @blackcatsbrokeglass @digitalfootprintisnotreal

[ghostking24]

Percico but they aren't the type of men what we think they will be.

They're living in Venezia, in Di'Angelo's house. Percy is a gondolier who cooks every day for his pretty husband who works out harvesting grapes to make wine and together sell it at the street market. People thinks they are very sweet with the other (specially when Percy feeds Nico with his Sally's special secret recipe pasta).

At the end of the day, they go back to their house where their little baby wait for them (Mrs. O'Leary)