Me, when Bob said “Say hello to the stars for me”:
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Me, when Bob said “Say hello to the stars for me”:
This took so fucking long and i’m never touching a pen ever again, good evening
so tired of arguments about books and ships that revolve around which is the most morally pure tbh
Bob’s face, a colour chart:
Paragraph 1: pink blush
Paragraph 2: angry Christmas ham
Paragraph 3: slapped arse at sunset
Paragraph 4: vermillion fist-shaking ruddy rage
That part were Bob proposed to Joyce on moving to Maine just really made me pause and go like “really? you wanna move where the fucking psychotic clown is, eating kids in the fucking sewers? REALLY?”
nfl big poopie