#no proship

[paxerle]

Do you do ships?

yes.

[standuprick]

Wabba lubba dub dub! I'm stand-up Rick!

Yeah that's right I'm a stand-up guy now. I'm a comedian now Morty. I have to show these *buuuurpp* fucking- lame guys how it's really done. Double feature, comedy and science, they're hand in hand Morty. You know, the universe *burp* the universe has a lot of jokes Morty. The universe is very funny. One day you're in your garage, and an alternate version of you comes and kills your wife and daughter Morty. Isn't that fucking- *burp* fucking funny. Can't wait to hear what those idiots in the audience have to throw at me. Jesus, I'm already regretting this.

Alright, let's give these animals some *buuurp* rules.

If you’re gonna ask a question, make it interesting. I don't do 'What's your favorite color'. I’m a fucking *burp* scientist. Ask me about the Orgy Friday Planet.

You can try to roast me, but remember who has a Neutrino Bomb up his ass.

Don't ask me to 'do the voice.' I'm doing the voice right now. This is my voice.

Don't be fucking weird.

[goldenargentavis]

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Introduction 𝜗𝜚

𝐵𝒶𝓈𝒾𝒸

𝑴𝒚 𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝑮𝒆𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒊𝒂 𝑶'𝑲𝒆𝒆𝒇𝒇𝒆, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒎𝒆 𝑮𝒐

𝑰 𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒆/𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒔 𝒂𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒂𝒔 [𝑵𝒂𝒎𝒆] 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒔

𝑰 𝒂𝒎 𝒂𝒏 𝒂𝒅𝒖𝒍𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒅𝒐 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒐𝒓𝒔 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒕 𝒂𝒍𝒍

𝑰 𝒂𝒎 𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒖𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒅𝒊𝒔𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒅. 𝑷𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒃𝒆 𝒑𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒖𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒎𝒆

𝐼𝒹𝑒𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓉𝓎

𝑰 𝒂𝒎 𝒂 𝑻𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒔𝑰𝑫 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑿𝒆𝒏𝒐𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒓

𝑰 𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒙𝒆𝒏𝒐𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒏𝒆𝒐𝒔

𝑰 𝒂𝒎 𝑴𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒊𝑹𝒐𝑺𝒆

𝑮𝒆𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒊𝒂 𝑶'𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒇𝒇𝒆 𝒊𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅'𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍...

𝑰 𝒂𝒎 𝒂 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒓, 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒓, 𝒄𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒌𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒓, 𝒄𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒔𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒓, 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒓, 𝒅𝒊𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒓, 𝒎𝒊𝒓𝒓𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒓, 𝒑𝒐𝒍𝒚𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒓, 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒓, 𝒓𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒑𝒂𝒊𝒓 𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒓, 𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒓, 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒃𝒐𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒓, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 '𝒘𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒈'𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒓!

(𝓣𝓸𝓹!) 𝐹𝒶𝓃𝒹𝑜𝓂𝓈

𝑮𝒆𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒊𝒂 𝑶'𝑲𝒆𝒆𝒇𝒇𝒆

𝑪𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒊𝒆 𝑹𝒖𝒏 𝑲𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒅𝒐𝒎, 𝑫𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒚'𝒔 𝑾𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅, 𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝑨𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑯𝒊𝒈𝒉, 𝑯𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒚 𝑻𝒓𝒆𝒆 𝑭𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒔, 𝑯𝒂𝒛𝒃𝒊𝒏 𝑯𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒍, 𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒖𝒗𝒂 𝑩𝒐𝒔𝒔, 𝑳𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒑𝒔𝒚, 𝑴𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑯𝒊𝒈𝒉, 𝑴𝒚 𝑳𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝑷𝒐𝒏𝒚, 𝑶𝒃𝒋𝒆𝒄𝒕 𝑺𝒉𝒐𝒘𝒔, 𝑺𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒍𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝑯𝒐𝒔𝒑𝒊𝒕𝒂𝒍

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