#no respect

[makingsenseofwhathappened]

They called her ‘Rosie.’ Never asked her name.

Welded battleships. Got talked over in team meetings.

It's 2025. Why can I relate so hard?

[batsyl]

Spybot playing bellhop just cracks me up every time I watch that scene. Just look at him push the skiff back and forth, he did so good.

[xanscafe]

Man, just when I thought Vshojo was the only respectable vtuber agency left.

Please support Vshojo's remaining streamers and ironmouse the best you can. The news is so fucked up.

[vintage-tigre]

Do You Think I’m Sexy?

Clearly the Thin White Duke did not in fact think so

Rod Stewart getting short thrift from David Bowie backstage at Madison Square Garden, 1975

[itsmythang]

It’s called lies.

Not “alternative facts.” Not “telling it like it is.” Not “just asking questions.”

Lies.

And when those lies are repeated in front of children, on national television, and from the highest offices in the country, the damage becomes bigger than politics.

Truth still matters.

[amixtapeforu]

i need y'all to know that bestie in polish means beasts and I keep reading it wrong

[immedealwithit9855]

BayGuys Reacting to their Siblings Interrupting Sexy Time with S/O

Do you recall Rodney Dangerfield's famous catchphrase? You know, the 'I Get No Respect!' one? Well, what about a mutant ninja turtle who just wants to spend time with you, his lover, his eternal squeeze, his mate? He protects the city day in and day out, can he get some respect? Or at least some privacy? I had this in mind too long due to wanting to do it for 1 or 2 turtles. Couldn't do it, so I chose them all. How would they react to easedropping on one another during 'that' moment? Lemme break it down......

This turtle....I don't need to spell it out. If ya don't know, ya better ask somebody😎🫰🏾

Movie Night at your place was gonna be a cinch

Ya'll chose to watch 2 of the XXX movies (Vin Diesel)

The pizza was hot & ready, drinks were chilly, blankets and pillows fluffed

It was the middle of the first movie and yinz couldn't stop the grazes and gropings

Then it got to the bedroom scene

That was it as he shoved you onto your back and started kissing you

The music from that scene only made it more heated as he snuck his hand beneath your shirt

"He may have done a lot for this country. I did more for this world. And imma about to get my reward for it. Right here."

Ya'll were naked within minutes and Mikey's head was in your heat

What he failed to do before he arrived was inform his brothers of his whereabouts

Just as you've failed to close your window all the way😳😳😳

They scope half the city looking for him

Until Donatello activated the locating device embedded in Mikey's comm link that he carelessly threw to the ground

They get to your place, look through the window and see their little brother humping you over your living room couch

They feel like idiots, but concluded that Mikey was the bigger idiot for not telling them where he was

As soon as he saw his brothers out the window, he paused

"What's wrong, Mikey? I'm so close!" You whined, oblivious of the 3 eavesdroppers outside your window

Mikey wasn't bothered nor angered by this intrusion, instead doing what he often does: Play it Off

"If yinz wanted to join in, you could've asked!"

The brothers froze when they realized the opened window

That's when you looked up and saw the 8 eyes (I included Donnie's glasses) eyes staring at you

You couldn't bring yourself to be fazed with these blockheads, so you played along

They were the ones spying on the 2 of you

"You know, I wouldn't mind trying something new. How about it, boys!"

You said that while Mikey was still wedged deep inside you

As quick as they were to locate Mikey, they were like lightning gettin' away from you and Mikey's horny selves

"No way, Chick!"

"Not interested!"

"Not a chance, See Ya!"

The 2 of you share a laugh from the teasing, share a heated look and continued where you left off

He has been cooped up in his lab so long, he knows the scribbles he left on the walls by heart

You decided to drop by and visit him for a while, providing assistance if needed

He was trying to create a new element of his own

Apparently he became secretly jealous of the scene of Iron Man when Tony Stark created his own element

You should've known not to let this intellectual turtles watch that movie

His brothers announce they were leaving for the party at April's, Donnie refused continuing his work

"I'll keep him company. My cell is on me and his cell is on him. Save us a to-go box, maybe."

The guys shrugged it off and left

You saw Donnie's keyboard almost at the brink of snapping in half, that's when you had enough and recalled a suggestion

A Bedroom Suggestion to ease his overworked mind

His back was turned towards you, distracted long enough to begin your lil plan

5 minutes go by, you throw your underwear at his head to which he catches

"Love! I'm getting close to hitting a breakthrough here!" He snaps,"I Promise I'll.......I'lll......Oh My Shell!" Turning around to see you wearing nipple tassels and a bowtie

"Remember that thing we wanted to try...?" You planted yourself before him, tracing the lines on his plastron,"with the....Whoa!"

Clearly he remembered, outsmarting Tony Stark automatically put on hold🫦

Mikey forgot his grappling hook somewhere at the lair, going back to get it to do his trick he's been working to entertain the guests

He looks around and can't find it

He goes to Donnie's room,"Sorry to interrupt your nerd work but have you seen my........."

Everything stops

Donnie's brain has left his system at Mikey's interruption

And you were speechless and mortified

Embarrassed out of his mind that of all turtles it had to be the youngest to see you and him this way

In Mikey's mind, all he can see is a swing he didn't know about and Donnie boning you in it!!!

All he could say: "Dude, can you install one in my room?"

Donnie wouldn't move and he was still inside of you, you did the only thing you could think of

"MICHELANGELO!!! GET OUT RIGHT NOW OR I"M TELLING SPLINTER WHAT YOU DID TO HIS CANE!!"

Mikey bolted, finding something else to entertain the guests with

Donnie was still a statue, he had already softened and slid out of you

He carefully got you out of the swing and put you on the bed

"You should rest, I think I've..... had both fun and humiliation for the night. I'm going back to work."

You nodded your understanding, also feeling awkward with the interruption

Deep down, he was using his work to erase what he had just gone through

When Leo and Raph asked Mikey what took him so long, all Mikey told them is that he was looking up some new things to try in bed with his girl

It was safe to say, that motivated him so much so he succeeded in creating his own element, much superior to Iron Man

Take That Tony Stark!!!

Saying this turtle is a trip isn't strong enough anymore, he is a beast

Yet, you are the beauty

You and Him were at your place working on woodcarving projects in your office room

You felt a surge of inspiration as you gazed upon this magnificent being

"I have a few ideas in mind. Wanna start?'

He nodded, both began carving vibing through your gifted crafts

You've dated for 2 and half years, the only thing you've done was kiss and cuddle, tonight you decided to add a few twists to your nightly date

As Raph looked over the carving, you walked passed him grazing your hips against his arm

He stilled at the feeling, but remained unmoved

'Playing hard ball? I'm game!'

As you went to the next piece of wood, you pulled the old.....

"I'm gettin' pretty hot, imma take this sweater off. Helps me work better."

That action alone drew him made as he made out your sexy tank top, the indentations of your bra and your curvy body

He dropped his sai, stood up and grabbed both your wrists

"I know what your doin...." He grumbles into your neck, you quiver at his breath

"If you know, step up to the plate and do somethin' about it." You challenged him right to his face

He smirked,"I'm done holdin' back. Good thing you are too."

The others were in the lair, finding it odd how Raph hasn't returned

They went to your place to make sure he was alright

Big mistake as they saw him naked, pressing you against the wall thrusting into you

Your moans made them blush as they watched him working you

You held Raph by the neck with your eyes closed

Despite being told to leave, Mikey blew their cover breaking the railing and crashing into your office

You freaked.

Screaming in Raph's ear, alerting him of his brother's presence

He looks back at them with fire in his eyes, eerily speechless

Ticked? Not even close.

Furious. Livid. Most likely a murderous rage? Shell Yes

He puts you down, gets dressed, and starts arguing with Leo while Donnie and Mikey kept their eyes covered as you grabbed your clothes

One thing lead to another, Raph and Leo get into an altercation while Mikey and Donnie tried to break them up

You snapped,"GET OUT!!! ALL OF YOU!! TAKE IT OUTSIDE!"

They weren't listening so you grabbed the stuffed animals decorated around your room and started throwing them

"Dude, shes throwing plushies at us! Let's bail!" Mikey suggested, having had a koala beanie baby thrown at his head

The guys noticed you throwing your plushies at them, thankful you didn't throw your carving tools instead

Raph was still livid as his brothers took off with him hot on their heels

He became a beast, a beast who finally took that step with the woman he loves only to have it interrupted by his loser brothers

Even during the chase, he thought

"Teddy Bears? Really?'

All you knew in that moment is that he better not tear up the city and come back for more

Soon

He just wanted to enjoy a special night with you, yet he ended up in this very awkward and very humiliating situation

And his brothers had to see it all

One minute you and him were in his room catching up on some quiet reading time

To posting yourselves on the roof for some peace and quiet

"Sorry about my brothers." He apologized,"They truly are a unique bunch."

You placed your digit beneath his chin, turning his face towards you

"That's why I love them so much." You kiss his lips,"And you."

He saw the glimmer of lust in your eyes

All those months of fighting temptation were in vain

You've shown many signs and gave him many opportunities despite his stubbornness and convictions

You knew a human female and a mutant turtle union was taboo and yet here you are looking directly at him, not running

"Let's go to your place. I wanna feel your warmth elsewhere." He whispers

"Fine with me." He picks you up bridal style and starts hopping away to your place

Raph, Donnie, and Mikey are playing video games and start getting a little bored

"Where honor boy go? Ain't he supposed to be up our buts about training and discipline and all dat jazz?"

"I believe he mentioned he'd be on a date with his girlfriend."

"Yeah, they seemed serious."

That's when Raph came up with a horrid idea, as he gets up and leaves

Mikey and Donnie had a bad feeling about this as they followed him

They go to the rooftop to see yinz weren't there, Raph suggested your place, Donnie abjects

"This spells out disaster. I predict more than 10 hours in the Ha-Shi."

Raph scoffs,"Fearless ruins our fun too much. Time for him to get a taste of his own medicine for a change."

They posted themselves outside your bedroom window with the intent on barging in on your reading time

Despite Donnie's warning Raph and now Mikey charged through your window anyway

You and Leo were just coming down from your orgasms when Raph and Mikey barged in

You were on top of him with the blanket covering your behind, while Leo peaked from the side of you

Shocked and agitated

"Helloooooooooo Nurse!" They say in unison

You panicked, screaming as you swiftly jumped off of Leo and ran into your bathroom, totally shocked that his brothers saw you 2 like that

Leo was livid,"WHAT THE SHELL? This is why we left the lair! No respect and now no privacy either!"

Raph and Mikey all of sudden feeling guilty while Donnie left them to their doom

Both had no intentions of making you scream like that

"Didn't think you were losin' your reptilian V-Card." Mikey commented, Leo's eye twitched

"Question....."

Leo was already angered that his brothers startled you that way, he hissed telling Raph to just say it

"Did it fit?"

Leo flipped taking your pillows, throwing them at his brothers

"GET OUT! GET OUT!"

They all left, Leo yelling that they're gonna get it when he gets back home

When the coast was clear and the noise level dropped, Leo coaxed you to come out

After talking for a while, you decided his brothers aren't allowed at your place for an entire month

He agreed, not angry at you at all

"Just so you know, that was the best stretch I ever felt. Looking forward to more rounds. I'll keep this warm for you, Big Blue."

You kiss him on the cheek, he leaves with a smirk on his face

"They're gonna pay for what they did. But, at least my girl still wants me."

Now he was thinking about how to propose

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