Conquer Yourself!
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Conquer Yourself!
There's two Gay Wolves inside you
Here is a special doodle for @waywardjaybirder's Wildlight drabble for their Au and fic, Scrape These Echoes From My Bones!!
GO READ IT ITS AWESOME!!!!
Its a mistletoe kiss yeah, but I bend Time and space at my will so it's a New Year's kiss
Genuinely, the lines between being âproshipâ and âantishipâ are so blurry, so instead of trying to keep up with whatever Fandom⢠thinks, these are the personal criteria I use to decide what belongs on this blog:
What I do include:
Selfcest. Not all antis are against it, but a lot of people find it weird or distasteful, so it usually goes here. (e.g. Rickcest, Oncecest, Linkcest, etc.)
Adult x Minor. (Starker, Maxvid, SebaCiel, etc.)
Incest. (SamDean, Rickorty, Pinecest, ItaSasu, etc.)
Relationships where an adult once knew the other as a child. (e.g. SlaDick, SlaTim, BruDick, etc.)
Pseudo-Incest where they knew each other as small children or didn't know they were adopted. (e.g. Thorki)
What I donât include:
Pseudo-incest. (e.g., JayTim, Kaeluc)
Child x Teen. (e.g., WenDip, Tokka, etc.)
Small age gaps between adults and teens. (e.g. KakaSaku, Ereri, etc.)
Large age gaps between adults. (e.g., Eggsy x Harry from Kingsman)
Child x Character with an unspecified age. (e.g., BillDip, MaBill, ZaDr, etc.)
Toxic/abusive relationships. (e.g., Hannigram, LawLight)
Selfships (OC / Persona x fandom character)
While I absolutely believe people have the right to avoid content that triggers or disturbs them, itâs not my job to sanitize fandom or prevent people from seeing things they find âicky.â Sometimes, the best thing to do is use filters, unfollow, or block tags.
That said, I am open to discussion! Feel free to comment or share your thoughts about what kinds of ships you personally consider âproshipâ vs. not.
Yapping nonsensically to the void- or perhaps an attempt to further spread this glorious invention- the product of cringe, sleep deprivation, and half-hearted hyperfixation⌠idk-
But itâs 2026 and Iâm bored so here is my general view of the dynamic of FirstWar (Linked Universe: FirstxWarriors)âŚ
The whole thing primarily works under three head-canons that are vital to the entire thing workingâŚ
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٠࣪â First went on two major adventures (like Wild) with one being unspecified but vaguely heroic for sake of plot- and the other being that of the Skyward Sword Prequel Manga! The time where First meets The Chain is following that 1st unspecified adventure where First did generally heroic things and hasnât been put in prison yet (like he was at the start of the manga).
٠࣪â First (at this point in his life) is a bit immature in the way he thinks heâs all that and a bag of chips. Bro just saved The Land of Hylia and everyoneâs treating him as a great hero because of it - thus the fame and treatment lowkey goes to his head. His personality at this time (atleast in the time period of most of Weeevil and mineâs art) is a kind of mix between Kuzco (The Emperor's New Groove), Prince Naveen (The Princess and the Frog), and Tamaki Suoh (Ouran High School Host Club) at the start of all their respective stories. Narcissistic and self-absorbed (kinda)- dumb puppy/jerk types who eventually grow a heart and brain.
٠࣪â Warriors is deeply pissed off when First appears at the start - because The Entire Chain treats him like âThe Cooler Warriorsâ because bro is canonically very attractive and has a whole thing where he (on the surface) does everything Warriors does - but better.
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This introduction sets up a pseudo one-sided rivalry/love.
Warriors hates this guy who is TOTALLY stealing his look and doing it better - while having an absolutely awful personality that everyone else just takes wayyy too lightheartedly!
On the other side- First is completely head over heels for this beautiful and mysterious stranger who brushes him off every chance he gets! This guy fights so elegantly and clearly knows what heâs doing- just who is he? Double points for Warriors being totally uninterested in him - it draws him in more because First is so used to people obsessing over him... Too bad Warriors is just not having any of it.
Relationship kinda an in-between of two gay peacocks fighting each other while trying to court one another - and someone who really likes animals trying and consistently failing to get a stray cat to like them.
A lot of it just leads to funny shenanigans because haha sillyâŚ
HOWEVER romance does eventually ensue when First begins to have a character arc and stop being so self-obsessed on the surface and becomes more openly caring/kind over time. This leads to Warriors taking notice that mayybbbee bro is more than meets the eye⌠and they start having their true will-they-wonât they romance with Prince-type x Tsundere vibes :)
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My two favorite flavors of What The Fuck Are They Doing Now
I think they should kiss
He's not allowed to leave their warren until Bunny is done giving him 'blessings'