I just want to say FUUUUUUUCKKKKKK! This memorial day sucked both ass cheeks. I wake up at noon like every other day of summer. My mom said we're having steaks and hamburgers on the grill (this chub's fave). Unfortunately my dumb fucking stepdad decided to get hammered again. To make a long story short, he and my neighbor don't like each other. Neighbor called him a drunk pervert because he works outside a lot and the neighbors always have kids in the pool in their bathing suits. Neighbor's dog always attacks my family when it gets out. You know, domestic bull shit. Well, my step dad got tired of it and shit hit the fan fast. Like, shit. Everywhere. He goes over and swears and cusses them out for everything they do to him. I of course being the only responsible one had to try to stop his obese ass from total verbal jihad. That isn't easy when he is twice my size. Following this, the cops are called to settle the dispute. At this time, my neighbor continues to have their kids out and just watch my step dad like a fucking hawk and smile and laugh. Immature motherfuckers. What parent would keep their kid outside when a drunk man is screaming like a baboon? Dumb ones I say. Anywho, I thought all was done. Nope. Step daddy dearest decides to break a window with his fist and yell "I'LL KILL YOU!" Mind you there are kids everywhere. Then he proceeds to grab a wrench and chase after them. Nothing happened, my mom stopped him this time. Naturally, cops return. I am getting too good at talking to cops. Harassment charges will be pressed. Now, I keep hearing how they screwed him over and blah blah. I don't know what I hate more; DRUNKS OR INSTA-FUCKING-GATORS. Because all this happened, MY CUTE ASS DID NOT GET HIS STEAKKKK!! RAWRRR CUNTASS FRIGID BITCH NOSES! Happy Memorial Day....