#nobody!

[39mice]

I need to draw phi/clover. I hope they got really scary in the VLR timeline. Bless

[markantonys]

it's so sad that celeborn will never encounter Hot Adar Who Fucks. i would have liked to see adar finagle his way into a throuple with a centuries-married couple purely on the power of his hotness and fuckability. it'd be like

celeborn: you got remarried to an ORC while i was presumed dead?!

galadriel: listen i can explain-

adar: ah, you must be celeborn? i'm afraid our wife is a liar, though unintentionally so, for even her loving descriptions of your beauty pale in comparison to the reality.

celeborn: 😳😳😳😳😳😳

[kiwicrimesgaming]

Got an absolutely AMAZING GIFT!!!!!!!!!! From @nebulous-lalochezia !!! It's so amazing and I love it so much so right now it's going right up on my Godzilla wall 😏😏 THANK YOU SO MUCH NEBBY!!!!!!!!! I OWE YOU MY LIFE

[palamedestragedy]

i love how morell is the only disco elysium character with a vaguely australian accent. nobody does it like him.

[derpynat447]

yeah I know Disney is full of uncreative bastards who are gutting the parks and filling them with IPs instead of letting the classic rides shine but if you fuckers go ANYWHERE near Figment, I'm never shutting up about it. I'm going to kill Bob Iger. I know he's not the CEO anymore but I need to send a message.

[drank-all-my-wine]

Heard an audio that would be so cool for Leland Coyle and then I realized.

Leland Coyle.

The Ex-KKK Member Leland Coyle, the Leland Coyle trying to kill everyone and their mothers VERY discriminantely; Leland Coyle. The Leland Coyle who is a bitch and should be dead; Leland Coyle—the same Leland Coyle who I think about at work because my oc and him have a weird-cool relationship that is incredibly toxic, like, biblically toxic; Leland Coyle.

That Leland Coyle.

It was an anti-suicide audio too. Which is relevant for way later in my Prime-Asset oc inserted universe where Sinyala is breaking down systematically, way down the line, to where they could all feasibly be finally free to raise hell on the world.

Except my guy looks way beyond physically fucked up like most of the other ex-pops. Akin to Jaeger. And he doesn’t know how he’d even begin to reintegrate into society anymore. When once upon a time that was all he wanted to do; screaming his “sister’s” name till his voice ran hoarse and the new, awkwardly sharp teeth in his mouth made its mark devastatingly. Gnarled finger nails making dents on reinforced concrete and hard edge steel.

And even though Leland and Sebastian(my oc) do in fact have very little empathy for one another. It’s genuinely insane how much they genuinely fuck with each other and yet don’t care that another is hurting or anything. (Sometimes the reaches of my mind shock me.)

But on the one occasion, where I would use the audio—Coyle says something heavy, loaded with sentiment. Which would never happen, should never happen, in any other world logically would never even have the chance to happen.

Because through all the cheating, adultery, non-con; the abuse and the sabotage and the near deaths along with the facility halting chaos having; and the hatred; and the seething remarks. Sebastian became a dog eared leech in Coyle’s side. And he grew used to it.

Plain and simple.

An unkillable, annoying ass leech who is definitely only “with” him(as much as one can be in a relationship in outlast. The franchise.) because he satisfies a fetish or twelve.

Am I… becoming a Coyle Glazer?

Jesus. Fuck.

[tallmadgeandtea]

Can’t believe it was only last week that we saw John Adams’ grandson get hit by a carriage and then all went on with our lives (barely) only to see George Russell get shot right before credits