#nocole

[svrgebinder]

sometimes i forget i’m not wearing a shirt when i snapchat @catharsis9856. i guess the shoulders are Too Much™

[rachillemeow]

sometimes I wonder what became of Allan and Nicole from Miiverse

did they get together? have they forgotten each other? we will never know

[exo-kyungsoo-oppa]

[carolsturkas]

me stealing your girl like

[rachillemeow]

Allan & Nicole Act 1 - The Search for Nocole

This is just a little story based on the following saga - please watch these videos before reading so you know what's going on. 1 2 3

N.b. all spelling and grammatical errors are intentional

Allan stood in a Washington airport, his bags at his feet. He had no idea where to go, where to look or what to do but he was determined. Determined to find his one true love, Nocole. He had to do it, the entire gaming community in the land of Miiverse was counting on him. 

He stepped out of the airport and began walking. He didn't know how far he would walk, or for how long but he would continue until he found her.

Days had passed, days of searching, yet he saw no sign of his Miiverse sweetheart, Nocole. He was beginning to grow weary, his brown afro was losing its spring, he was worried that he would have to fall upon his backup, becoming a therepist instead of returning to Miiverse without his darling. He wouldn't let that happen, however, so he pressed on with his search. 

He entered a shop and cried out "Nicole! U here?" Nothing. He continued entering and exiting shops calling out the same line with no luck. His afro wilted further. He became anguished and in his despair he collapsed to his knees in the middle of the street and yelled out "I'm so LOOOOOOONELY! SO SO LOOOOOOOOOONELY WHEN I'M ALOOOOOOONNNEEEE!!!!! NOCOLE WHERE ARE U?"

Much to Allan's surprise, a voice piped up from the doorway of the next shop he would have looked in.  "Allan? Allan are u here?"

Allan's heart skipped a beat as he turned his head. His gaze fell upon a girl. She looked to be in 8th grade, just like him. She was wearing thick framed glasses, her hair was in pigtails and she was dressed completely in dark green clothing. Allan's afro sprung back to life when he realised it was her. His Nocole.

"Nocole! I'M HERE! I'M HERE! IT'S ME! ALLAN!"

End of act 1

[bears-official]

this is now a nocole/puffin appreciation blog

me: you gon' smack a ho?

puffin: she lives near chicago

me: i'm not smacking hos for you

me: ask robot girl

puffin: what the hell is a robot girl

me: nocole

me: she has a data port

puffin: well that sounds inappropriate.

me: on her nose, perv

[bears-official]

me: nocole's a lot hotter than me or anthony though

puffin: nocole's hotter than almost everyone. so.

puffin: I CAN'T STOP EATING POP TARTS

me: that sounds like a personal problem

puffin: when i'm so morbidly obese that the paramedics need to plow down a wall to get me out of the house, you can blame pop tarts.