You really wanted to have a dinner date with them, and we'll, noddles are the most luxurious thing in the ramshackle besides grim's tuna and some advice from ghosts
W/ Housewardens
Warnings: gn reader, prefect reader. Fluff. Probably cussing, mentions of poverty, money struggles cause crowleys is greedy
Riddle rosehearts
Will look there stunned when you pulled out the cups of noddles.
He'd act like you were joking, he thinks you are joking. Noddles can't be dinner! Just how much headmage holds back pocket money that you resorted to this????
Carefully takes the noddles from you, places them to the counter before dragging you to heartlaysbul.
Will go into crowleys office to interrogate the bird.
Afterwards he'd slip a few of treys tarts to ramshackle fridge. Even trey helps but compared to riddle his way of helping you is way more unnoticeable
Leona kingscholer
Kind of offended? Not kind of, very.
He lifts his sweet ass up just for you, and the idea of food, and you offer him this???
Nope, not doing it. He looks between the cups and you, before you can even begin to open the cups, he throws you over his shoulder and off you guys to a nice steak house.
He finds talking to crowley futile, so he wont even lift a finger about him. He already let's you use his twst equivalent of black card, but he also slips some money to your wallet without you noticing.
Afterwards, he is taking you out on dinner dates more often. He'll never admit but his tail wags happily when he sees you happily munching on some steak
Azul Ashengrotto
When he sees the cups of noddles, he is also taken a back. Looking between the two of you to gauge if its a joke.
When he realises it's not, he acts like nothing happened. Will eat the noddles while talking to you. But oh boy the gears in his head are turning.
He is planing to bankrupt headmage just cause that bird brain made you resort to such ways.
You'll wake up with crowley rising your pocket money!! Oh how happy azul is!!
You already had a special favoritism in monstro lounge before, but he puts slightly more to your plate everytime you come to eat there. Just enough so you won't notice anything wrong but eat more
Kalim Al-Asim
Very enthusiastic
It's like riches don't know the bread price kind of thing here. He doesn't see the implications at first.
It takes jamils sad look for him to push the poor guy and learn why that you resorted to noddles
Well... next morning you are waking up with a panting and semi-seeious kalim. This mf here bought you a store, you'd think when you saw just how much food he brought.
He probably broke into crowleys office. He is kind of intimidating when he is not smiling
He already offered you to live with him in scarabia, but he will never force you. But he'd invite you over more and sometimes appear at your doorstep with bags of groceries!
Vil Schoenheit
Probably was already suspecting something was wrong.
Man saw too many diets and dietary habits in the modelling industry that he just started to observe and guess people's diet subconsciously so he knows.
When you give him the cup of noddles he'd look at it before scolding you that this? Was not enough food for you. And bad for your skin!!
Oh no no no. He won't have it. He has rook, who is your relationship's top fangirl at this point btw, to send after crowley if his stern talk won't work. He is making sure you are eating a healthy diet.
He follows your diet close, even bringing you the same food he is eating so he knows you are meeting your natural intake
Idia Shroud
Oh sweet!
Tbh this mf probably lives off of noddles, energy drinks, and snacks
He isnt a stranger at all to the noddles! It even helps him feel more comfortable at ramshackle
Though.. it's a whole different story when he learns why.
Don't pass of the Internet nerds. He won't go to crowley cause, ughh interactions... but well, he can just.. fuck with nrc's systems as a revenge!
Afterwards, you will meet with a huge amount of money that was sent yo yout card next time you use it. He'd admit it shyly while blushing. Encouraging you to use it with ortho listing every bad outcome of a bad diet to convince you and support idia
Malleus draconia
Very curious... eyeing the noddles up and down and niffling the seasoning with wide cat like eyes.
He is very enthusiastic, though not showing it much, as he is eating it with you! Learning human norms and culture was always a fascination for him, but with you, it feels like he is getting more close to you
But oh that poor bird once the prince of briar valley learns why from silver or lilia why you only seem to have noodles in ramshackle
Yeah, hahahha... crowleys not surviving. Congratulations, there sand angry dragon demanding to know why his child of man was resorted to eating scraps while a storm follows him.
All while lilia and sebek already at ramshackle with bags of groceries, helping you put them on while you and sebek trying to convince lilia to not to cook for the night...
This one didn't make it to the request poll, but I decided to do it anyway. I only wanted to upload it to my discord only. But then I was persuaded! And seeing the blue noodle in Anodor was again a funny detail 🤭 This was the idea of @cyber-glitch85
She wrote a little dialogue for this:
Thrawn: You are supposed to use the sticks, Eli.
Eli: You know everyone hates it when someone tells them how to eat, right?
Thrawn: Well you're not doing it right, I thought you would want to be made aware.
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Eli: How did you like the noodles, Thrawn?
Thrawn: …they were alright.
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[FIERI: And it's not just noddles. Old friends Sarah Schlobohm, Michael Lee, and naguib Mahfouz’s Palace Walk, set in Cairo, a and Asian favorites. The Mochiko Chicken bao.]
