#noemi.

[operativequotes]

NOEMI: [fondly] Lotte sometimes talks in her sleep, it's adorable.

LOTTE: [asleep] Fight me... you ass... square up... I think the fuck not...

[operativequotes]

[during the "carry your partner" portion of a race]

CIRO: [carries Noemi bridal-style, jogs a little and talks calmly with her]

RAFAEL: *sprints past, carries Rhys over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes; they’re both screaming]

[operativequotes]

[Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker]

RAFAEL: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

MATTIE: ...I did. I broke it.

RAFAEL: No. No you didn't. Rhys?

RHYSAND: Don't look at me. Look at Ciro.

CIRO: What?! I didn't break it.

RHYSAND: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

CIRO: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

RHYSAND: Suspicious.

CIRO: No it's not!

LOTTE: If it matters, probably not, but Gabriel was the last one to use it.

GABRIEL: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

LOTTE: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

GABRIEL: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Lotte!

MATTIE: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Rafael.

RAFAEL: No! Who broke it!?

CIRO: Rafael...June's been awfully quiet.

JUNE: REALLY?!

[Everyone starts arguing]

*later*

RAFAEL: [being interviewed] I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[themuckrakers]

i heard noemi's been flip flopping between the shepherd brothers. i knew she was a weirdo, but larping the vampire diaries is a new one

NEVER EVER COMPARE THOSE TWO TO STEFAN AND DAMON SALVATORE! noemi might have given mini and wumbo shepherd the time of the day, but it's always sad to see someone settle for less than what they deserve. what she needs is someone as equally #CRAZY! c'mon, noemi... if you're into morbid things, i've heard savannah grady is trying to lure people into her van which is like a total ted bundy move. indy presley also seems so bored about everything that i bet she only gets off on fucked up shit. like i don't know, i bet she's the type to pull out the whip and the #STRAP on the first date. even stella nasr would be a better option ... i bet she has the nastiest collection of those #TOYS because only their high-pitched buzzing can reach the notes she wants out of a partner. and when she sings ROSE'S TURN, you best BELIEVE she's not talking about the broadway role.

[themuckrakers]

i heard lucas shepherd likes 'em weird :/

THAT SEEMS TO BE THE CONSENSUS THESE DAYS, and honestly good for him. it must be hard dating when you're as tall as #BIGFOOT and your partners are always getting migraines for spending so much time looking up, so i imagine he at least wants someone interesting to make it worthwhile. but fratbros and relationships? the clock's always ticking so i just hope noemi isn't expecting some victor and the corpse bride love story here. if anything, savannah should probably look out since she might be next because nothing says weird than someone always trying to lure people into her van. shelter might be on the list, too, because i heard from a friend of a friend of a friend that her vagina has #TEETH.

[themuckrakers]

ummmmm did anyone else see lucas shepherd and noemi ibarra leave that frat party together? is there a new beta rho omega charity i didn't hear about?

HOW   MANY   PEOPLE   ARE   SCARED?   noemi   is   super   hot   for   a   future   mortuary   assistant   who   thinks   the   dead   are   talking   to   her,   and   lucas   shepherd   looks   like   he   was   killed   by   a   medieval   torture   device   that   stretch   your   limbs   until   you're   as   tall   as   those   flailing   #inflatabletubemen   at   car   dealerships...   but   what   else   do   these   two   have   in   fucking common?   well,   except   for   how   they   both   seem   freaky.  [ ... ] oh   fuck,   i   need   someone   check- in   on   the   caretaker   of   local   cemetery   #NOW   to   make   sure   he   didn't   see   two   creatures   humping   on   a   grave   and   died   in   shock   because   of   it.   and   please   everyone   pray   with   me   that   protection   was   used   because   i   don't   think   saint   rivera   is   ready   for   the   #antichrist.   we   already   have   bear   stone   to   worry   about.  #GODSAVEAMERICA

[wrecksme]

open to : fems/mascs .

                   “      i      don't      hate      you      or      anything      ...      it's      not      like      that     .      ”      pauses     ,      a      sigh      eliciting      as      she      shifts      through      thoughts     .      (      scouring      for      the      correct      way      to      word      this     .      )      “      i      just      ―      i      can't      sit      around     ,      and      watch      you      be      with      her     .      not      after      everything      that's      happened      with      us      ...      it      makes      it      really      hard      to      be      your      friend     .      ”

[taka-oneokrock]

Since Noemi was so happy to do something with colors I got the idea to let her experiment with them a bit more.

Here's the outcome! She was laughing and giggling the whole time. Maybe she becomes a great artist since she loves acrylic painting so much ٩(♡ε♡ )۶

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Noemi sure knows how to work with colors. I’m really proud of her and I will take good care of her gift. And she can become whatever her heart desires.

Thank you, my little Noemi.