Supernova Academy is for losers. You know what we need? A school that can teach people how to be awesome and sexy and capable, and how to win at everything! Like you!
You should open up your own school and call it the Chance Academy! Make those Supernova dummies jealous!
THE CHANCETASTIC ACADEMY IS OFFICIALLY OPEN!!!
Only the bravest, the best-est of the best are allowed here! Only the most capable! Only the sexiest*!
ONLY THE ONES WHO THINK ARE CAPABLE ENOUGH! FOR THOSE WHO WANT TO WIN AT EVERYTHING IN LIFE!
NOLAN IS THE WORD, CHANCETASTIC IS THE ANSWER! APPLY TODAY, BABY!!
*Cool, since the term "sexy" is often considered ambiguous because its meaning can vary greatly depending on context and individual interpretation. "But what's cool?" I hear you ask. Well, I'm cool, so I'll decide who's a hero and who's a zero, who Nolans his Chances and who Paxton his Prices.
Shoot your shot, give it a try, take a chance on me, baby!
