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dean teaching jack how to drive: it's ok to go a bit over the speed limit as long as you're careful and mindful of your surroundings and the cops
jack: castiel says speed signs are more like suggestions and police can't hurt me in a way that matters
dean: no
if i woke up to the sound of a beautiful angelic being singing in a beautiful angelic language playing my harp so angelically and beautifully i would've simply remain unaffected btw. rip balan but i'm built different :/
jack the four year old lord of the universe: ok on the scale from one to ten how badly cracking the empty like a pinata to get castiel out will go
newly deghosted (kinda) kevin tran, prophet of the said four year old lord of the universe (this time with negotiated healthcare, three months of leave per year and unlimited sickdays, also paid lunch and life insurance): on the scale from one to ten? on the scale from one to ten. how about NINE FUCKING HUNDRED NEGATIVE JESUS WHY MUST I BE SAYING THIS
harper styles, here for dead things and the promise of more dead things in the nearest future: gosh that depends will there be dead things? #mydeadthings
jack the four year old lord of the universe: why do i feel like i don't trust your judgement on the mattter
jesse the antichrist pacing: guys what if we just went surfing instead
my ideal beach episode would be set in s10 in the middle of MoC arc. Dean finally says fuck it and orders Sam and Cas to pack the bags, if he's gonna die a bloodthirsty murderer he might as well enjoy it. Charlie is there too. This is not ideal, you see, considering Sam and Cas are currently cracking their heads over the Book of the Damned. Sam also, as you might remember, has Rowena locked up in their Curse Breaking Dungeon. Unfortunately Dean will not take no for an answer, get your swimsuits we leave in ten. dean we don't have swimsuits. this is why we can't have nice things sammy.
Sam insists on taking two cars, which annoys Dean but he'll let it slide. Cue a comedic montage of Sam stuffing their witch stuff in the trunk trying to fit into the 3 minute timeframe of Dean going to take a leak before the road. Rowena inquires as to what's going on. Sam realizes he can't leave her unattended. He stuffs Rowena in the backseat. She's incredibly entertained. They stop to get gas and dean is like sam... what is she doing in your car. And Sam's like uhhhh. Uhhhhhhh. Um. And Rowena's like well he invited me dear! We didn't have much ideas for a honeymoon and this seemed like a great opportunity! And dean's like What. And Sam's like What. And Dean's like fuck it, I'm getting Crowley.
Of course, Crowley cannot pass down an invitation for a disastrous roadtrip that will go down im history. He ends up, yet again, sharing the backseat of the Impala with Castiel. Charlie has the shotgun. She feels progressively more like she's fourthwheeling a three way divorce. Meanwhile Rowena in Sam's car is trying to threaten him into killing Crowley while they're on vacation. Sam is still bluescreening over having to pretend to be dating a witch he kept chained up in a dungeon two hours ago.
Somewhere, the Stynes are getting psychic notifications that the Book is moving to California.
need post-canon cas to be put in collective doghouse by his family (he is faking amnesia and going on 17 consecutive hunts) and need sam to threaten to hunt him down and kill him soulless style (he's exaggerating but once again cas is in collective doghouse) but this time it comes from a guy who shot god and has the queen of hell on his speed dial so even with his shiny new archangel wings castiel has to stop and think for a second. sam put a lot of work in that empty rescue. he might be the one to undo it.
as much as i loooove rowena i can't help but hate her ending. rowena macleod, who started the story as a power hungry witch and then watched two all-powerful beings almost destroy the world over old grudges, who slowly came to realization that if even god and his sister couldn't be satisfied no matter the power they held then what hope there is for her, who came from procliaming proudly that she doesn't love anything because it makes her weak to sacrificing herself for the world - you're telling me this rowena macleod can be satisfied with the position and the power hell grants her? it feels like such an antithesis to her character and most of all it makes me so so sad
you see, there were two vessels in the same room in the point of no return. one of them was a top and one of them was a bottom. and well. michael didn't choose a sheath
every once in a while charlie should hack into tv and radio transmissions to replace the program with a reading of exorcism. as a preventative measure
