yo mod party cat what time is it!!!?
Seventeen years ago I was planning a certain party. I came to a fork where the party could be started by going to the left, or to the right.
Normally I would take the left path, but that day there was a snail on the plan which wouldn’t allow me to complete the plan, so I took the right path solution.That solution is what led me to this blog, and deep into the crowd where I, Party Alpha Cat! became the first partier.
I used my abilities of ‘Party Hack’ to create the parties on this blog. Why? My motives are complex. I planned 6 billion parties in order to create 8 billion party-goers and ensure my own creation.
Now do you understand? you have one final choice. One last puzzle. You can either party with me, or choose not to. Either way the choice is yours. It’s time to choose.