#nomudguards

[houteiral]

Ran out of coffee so I have to drink this oestrogen filled tea bag crap on my coffee break. Devastated. The silver lining to this is that I rode to work with no mudguards on the yeti and I got a hell of an exfoliating facial experience from tarmac and grit flying off of the front tire. My cheeks feel well tingly #notcoffee #nobrew #fatboynoskills #shitwednesday #nomudguards #cyclingfacial

[thesebodiesareengines]

I want to be posting a picture of the fancy new tyres I got for my bicycle today but instead I’m taking them off because they hit the brake bridge. My bike hates sensible things and insists on being sporty and making my back wet. I get the last laugh tomorrow when I make some slack touring forks with all the eyelets. Suck it bicycle.