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[thegrimmauthor]

Yandere Burning Spice x traveling merchant reader

(teaser/part 1 of ???)

y'all I have been working on too many fics at once and I haven't even gotten one finished! but I did have one part of a non request complete, idk if I'll ever get to the other parts

no warnings but there are mentions of fainting

Burning Spice is a wild and destructive man who takes what he wants so it should be expected that he's the same way in his love life...

When he first saw you you were a traveler who just so happened to be wandering through the spice desert. The burn of spices filled your lungs as you trudged through the barren wasteland making you unaware that a ruthless beast was watching your every move from afar.

Your knees grew weak and limp, your eyes burned from the spice rendering you almost sightless, then you heard distant footsteps, heavy ones... and you suddenly wished you had decided on a different destination why did you have to go to this terrible place? At this point you're too exhausted to do anything, you feel yourself slipping in and out of consciousness and then everything goes black

When you come to you notice that you are no longer laying in the hot sands of the desert but on an unfamiliar bed that appeared to be in the room of some sort of temple. Your confusion turns to panic as you hear what sounds like arguing or perhaps a really loud conversation between two people, it's hard to make out what's being said due to the people talking over each other but you hear something about a "measley merchant" that makes your ears perk up.

They were talking about you. You frantically look around the room in hopes of finding an escape route but you see nothing. You start to hear heavy yet slow footsteps inch closer, your heart beats out of your chest, you stare at the door shaking as you brace yourself for the worst...

this has got to be the worst comeback ever I'm so sorry guys 😭

I'm really hoping to get done with another request by Christmas

[sublime-roadkill-eating-poet]

LIEUTENANT KELLY X READER HEADCANONS (PLATONIC OR ROMANTIC)

You don't know how or why she took such a peculiar liking to you, all you know is that one day you and Kelly had a bond not many could find or keep in the Southern Front

Her tone softens around you, just enough for you to notice but not enough for others to point out.

While Kelly is a lieutenant of sixty, she is not any more powerful than that. She reminds you of this occasionally, to keep you from trying to win over any favors.

She'll still arrange for you to mostly get chores that you tolerate, or even enjoy.

Also, Kelly will stop other soldiers from bothering you. She's almost constantly standing near you or having you follow her, and she stands watch over your bunk and belongings like a hawk.

Will openly deny this if you mention it.

"Dunno what you're talking about. Get back to work....please."

She has an image to maintain, one of unrelenting strength and authority.

To be honest, she's not too sure what to do with you. You remind her of something entirely and wholly human that she tried to bury a while back.

"You, er...Just come with me. Please" "You're joining me, if you...would like to."

More polite and careful with her words when talking to you. Kelly's assertive tone used for ordering people around often bleeds into her usual way of speaking, and she'd hate to scare you off.

Rests her head on you like how dogs do.

If you're shorter than her, she'll come up from behind and wrap her arms around you while laying her head either on top of yours on or on your shoulder.

If you're (somehow?) taller, she'll simply lean her head against your body.

When it comes to training, Kelly specifically partners up with you. You're not dying out there or the field, not on her watch.

"No- stay behind me...please. You're not risking your neck for this."

If you're wounded, she'll order the rest soldiers with your group to cover you both as she tries to nurse you back to health. Or at least enough to keep you alive.

Oh, and you're not allowed to go back into the fray. She will make sure so.

Kelly presses a hand to your chest— gently, much more gentle than you would think for somebody like her, "Stay down, solider. You're not getting sent to the Machine today."

Often very blunt with you, but she will also be unnecessarily apologetic about the things she says at the same time. Said apologies are done in private, of course.

To be honest, she's not used to it. Friends, love, being soft...she's terribly lonely, deep down.

Therefore, she often second guesses everything.

You become her favorite and probably only vice. While other soliders smoke, drink, gamble, and rush into battle with little to no regard for their health, being with you is how Kelly chooses to indulge.

Please be patient with her. She has so many walls up, and it's been so long since anyone has seen her without them.

If you call her pretty, beautiful, or any of that, she'll get really bashful.

"I wouldn't...you're just buttering me up." "You really think so?"

She struggles with a lot of things. Being a contam, and also being a woman and her feelings towards womanhood (transfem Kelly when???) especially in such a stereotypically masculine role, and no longer looking human.

If you remind her of these things, remind her of her humanity and her womanhood, the softness and kindness deep within herself, she will be eternally grateful.

If you die, Kelly feels as though a part of her dies too. She'll guard your corpse like a dog until it's time to go back, and if she can't reach it she's scouring the fields for any part of you.

She'll stand by the Machine, waiting for you...or if only parts of you come back.

If she dies, she immediately comes to you.

Starts using you as an example to other soliders. She's trained you well, and she's making sure everyone knows.

"Come on, now! Straighten that form! (Insert name)'s got it all figured out, and I expect the same for you!" "You'll be partnered up with (Insert name) today, seeing as how you need the help."

All in all, she's trying her best to juggle being vulnerable with you and keeping an air of professionalism about.

A/N:Trying to get back into the swing of it all. Who knew that a cold, almost failing your classes, switching medications, and your family getting sick during a giant snowstorm that's kept you inside for 4 days would've stopped one from writing? I digress. Gahhh I love Kelly so much, although I fear I didn't do her justice. Oh well.

[george-harrison-daily]

that one meme

[slimyalienfreak]

Glitchy Red Smut HC’s

A/n: Glitchy Red is invested in my mind and he won’t leave (not that I’m complaining). So here is some smut of him. ~ Gummi

Pronouns: Not Mentioned (Gender Is Up For Interpretation Unless Stated Otherwise)

Warnings: ⚠️ This post contains smut/nsfw content. If you are a minor or are uncomfortable with this stuff then don’t interact or read this post. ⚠️

Requested: Yes/No

Character: Glitchy Red

Proofread: ❌

Art Credit: Art By whidphm on Twitter

- Yeah no. His ass definitely doesn’t know what to do. Well actually maybe that’s a bit too harsh. He does know what to do. I like to think that since he’s a sentient glitch he can use it to look up stuff like an on hand computer so he probably at least has awareness on what to do since he could just look it up but since it’s literally just him in the game until he met you he didn’t have the chance to actually use his experience ad even when the two of you did actually start to fuck each other due to lack of experience he’s too awkward that he hesitates on actually trying afraid that he may disappoint you that you have to guide him into doing it. Oh but I promise you once you assure him that it’s alright and he actually gets going it’ll be like he’s done it a million times.

- Personally I think he’s a switch but in denial. Honestly I’d say he doesn’t like to label himself as either or. But I promise you he can be both. Honestly I don’t think there is much of a difference between normal him and dominating him. Though I do imagine him being more clingier when he is dominant though. Like I can imagine him as a soft dom. Constantly reassuring you, making sure you're alright etc. Him being submissive though, don’t even get me started. Though he very much denies that he is submissive you know deep down he is. You know how to get him to that point and honestly the way he kind of has this bratty attitude as he desperately begs you to stop teasing him.

- As for his dick length I can actually imagine it being pretty large. Like above average as well as thick. I don’t really have any other reason as to why I just have a feeling he’ll be large. To be more precise I can imagine the length it’s around at least around 6 inches long and around the same in terms of thickness.

- When it comes to masturbation I actually like to think he’d do it more often than you think. You see there’s barely anything to do in the game he’s in. Well there is but there’s only a certain amount of times where you can explore things hundreds or even thousands of times until you get bored especially if it’s just yourself that you don’t really have a choice but to. So when he can he will. And the best part at least to him is that he can’t get caught. As mentioned earlier it’s just him so he literally just whip out his dick and just start jerking himself off.

- Honestly I don’t know how I thought of this but I really like this idea (or maybe this is just my more sadistic side coming out). This is assuming he can choose when he is or isn’t in the game boy but basically when he masturbates in the game he physically cannot cum. Like he can still experience pleasure he just can’t cum no matter how hard he tries. Essentially he’s edging himself whether he actually intends to or not which most of the time he isn’t. It’s basically the game's way of messing with him and it pisses him off so badly. To say he’s pent up is a massive understatement. Just imagine getting edged and essentially tortured by not getting to cum for potentially years and that’s how Glitchy Red feels.

- Adding on from the previous point but just imagine how he felt when he finally managed to cum for the first time. If we’re going on the previous point he’d had to achieve this by being outside of the game. With you. So when the two of you had sex for the first time admittedly he was nervous. Both because he hasn’t had the chance to actually fuck someone and the fact he’s been edging himself for god knows how long if he actually manages to cum it’s going to hit him hard as fuck. In fact when it actually gets to the point where he definitely knew he was going to cum he had to stop you because his heart was beating fast as fuck he was that nervous. But after some reassurance he decided to let you carry on. And let me tell you that was genuinely the happiest he’s ever been when he felt the cum land on his stomach, you or inside of you however the two of you decided to do it for the first time. You never heard him be that loud before and admittedly it turned you on a lot. The way he was writhing, his legs were trembling from the pleasure shooting throughout his body, his hands gripping onto you until he calmed down.

- Though he wouldn’t admit this to anyone and especially you but he’s secretly a pervert. Especially when it comes to you. Again he wouldn’t admit this to you but every time he heard you masturbate through the game boy he’d find a way to masturbate himself without you realising he’s listening in. Even though he knows for a fact he won’t be able to cum it’ll have to do till the two of you next have sex. He just loves the way you moan his name causing him to imagine him fucking you in whatever way is possible.

- This is also something I randomly thought of but you know how he’s a sentient glitch? Well basically it means he will glitch out ranging from intense to barely noticeable. That being said he’s basically a humanised vibrator. No matter if it’s dick, fingers or even his tongue you will feel some sort of vibration and maybe some slight zapping when he fucks you. Which definitely helps with the pleasure. Admittedly there were some times where you were close to cumming a few minutes in thanks to that.

- I’m telling you this man can properly go for a while. I mean considering the fact he barely had any contact regardless of intention plus the fact he’s been unintentionally edging himself one round isn’t going to be enough for him. He’s going to need at least a few rounds at best. It’s like he’s gotten addicted to it. But again you have to understand what I previously said. He doesn’t mind the position whether he’s fucking you from behind or its you sucking his dick if it makes it cum he doesn’t mind.

- Speaking of cum he honestly doesn’t mind where he comes both on you or himself. At least in the moment. Maybe a little moment of regret but besides that he doesn’t care. He’s too much in the moment of fucking you that anything will do for him. Even if said thing will potentially embarrass him later. He just puts the potential consequences if any will happen to the side so he can satisfy that horny side of him.

- Honestly I can imagine Glitchy Red liking to suck on your nipples. It doesn’t matter if you're afab, amab, if you have a large or small chest, if you have a chest he’ll suck on them. He wasn’t entirely sure how he came to liking it, he just does. And to be honest he actually doesn’t mind it when you do the same to him. Though he wouldn’t admit it he’s a little sensitive around that area so do expect him to writhe a bit or at least him trying his best not to.

- Another thing he likes to do on you and receive on himself is marking. I can imagine him having sharp teeth. Obviously not sharp enough to go through the skin and cause bleeding but at least sharp enough to leave teeth marks. Like just imagine the stinging sensation of the bite mark you received from him then feeling the soothing slightly tingling sensation from the glitching affect coming from his tongue.

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