#non-sequiter

[incorrectffxivquotes]

Crystal Exarch: The thing about sandwiches is that, every sandwich comes with its own field of energy. Which is why they're so delicious. But if you keep two separate sandwich slices together for too long after they've supposed to been long separated, it'll actually cause distortions in the time field; which is why it's actually really important to separate sandwiches like that. Just thought I'd let y'all know a little bit of, uh, time-space continuum-keeping tips from your friend the Crystal Exarch. My full name is 'Time C. Exarch.' The C stands for 'Cat'

[translucentbisexual]

Hey fellas is it gay to give up your perfect life with your girlfriend because your perfect life means your guy best friend stays a loser drunk for the rest of his life and never gets reformed and then when you do get back to your right timeline the first thing you ask is if your guy best friend is there or

[florenceandtheinsertpunhere]

This doesn't have anything to do with anything, I'm just looking through pictures I have on my phone.

Always remember to pack your Sox before a trip.

= D

[sometimeswesaystuff]

I bet I can run faster with a chick on my shoulder than you can see ya later nerds! -Aaron

[mettle-magic-blog]

"When you tell me I'm a wreck how could you expect anything less?"

[Plz don't read]

Stressed. Incredibly stressed. I'm also shaking. Like, alot.

I don't know how I'm going to get through the next few days (tmr-Sunday). 

Literally so many feelings, things I need to do that I've forgotten I really need to do.... I don't know. On top of that, I need to put up the damn Christmas tree BY MY-FUCKING-SELF if I want it. It's fucking Christmas, YES I want the fucking christmas tree out. Fuck. Also, math homework. The semester is literally over in like a week for me and I STILL DON'T HAVE A FUCKING CALCULATOR FOR MY MATH CLASS. wHat. I am straight up close to failing the only two classes I have. Shit. So, these last tests can make me or break me. UGH. I also have to do these weird outlines for Confirmation. For like every fucking activity we plan on doing. I HAVEN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISHED MY TALK. RETREAT IS IN JANUARY. It's fucking December. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY... I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER HOW TO DO THESE, LET ALONE REMEMBER THAT WE HAVE TO DO THEM. #YOUGUYSWERESRSABOUTTHATSHXT ? I also have a mtg Sunday morning @ 9 am (which I missed last week because I "wasn't feeling good" aka #HUNGOVER #WHOOPS#notalietho lol), but I'm only gonna be there for like 30 mins because I got fucking scheduled for work.... AND class that night too. I also probs will have to miss Eastlake's dance show (*TEAR*) because they scheduled me at that time. And I can't make Friday because of my mom's work's annual semi-formal party. (BTW, I CAN BRING A FRIEND SO IF YOU'RE FREE FRIDAY NIGHT HMU. I'M HELLA SRS TOO~~~ #FREEFOOD) Thursday I have school. #thatshxtIdon'tlike And tomorrow I'm hanging out with my friend's brother...... #Ican'teven #wHAt #shit Also, I really hope my friend, for some weird reason, isn't mad at me (wow. that sounded reeeeally bad) but foreal tho. Idk.  I'm just really anxious about everything. So, idk... I just hope it's just me over-thinking... Which reminds me, I have to clean my room. ANd if I don't I probably can't go out tmr . And wtffff, my dad was all if you don't i'll [fucking] take apart your bed and you can go back to your bed taking up like 98.2% of your room x__x #UGHHHHHHHHH 

I CAN'T EVEN 

I ALSO NEED TO EAT

#OnTheRealTho I literally haven't felt "hungry" in the past few day/week... THERE ARE CHICKEN NUGGETS DOWNSTAIRS. And I am not currently eating them. My parents also think I count calories. EW WTF IS THAT SHXT EVEN. nO I do not. fUCKING HAND ME LIKE 3 CHEESEBURGERS RIGHT. NOW. 

gUYS, Srsrly. My hands are like shaking alot. Is this normal ? Like wtf. It's weird. I feel like there's something wrong with me :o

I also don't know how to boy. FUCK,vlewkligeaknjfrknuergKNBHJFKJ. I swear I'll freeze up and be like a fucking awkward-ass turtle or someshit. GUYS, i can't do this. oMG.

[looomein]

Random Thought...

Am I the only one who finds the term "African-Americans" more offensive than "black people?"

I mean think about it: Not all black people are from Africa, so Generalizing black people as a whole as being all from Africa. Especially when you encounter black people who are visiting from another country, and thus, are not Americans.

Just wondering

[looomein]

I want to make dating websites like "White people meet" and "Muslim Mingle"

And when people get up my ass about it, I'm going to ask them what makes websites like Black People Meet and Christian Mingle so special they get to exist without people flipping shit.

[yp-not-mp]

Sometimes I think (don't interrupt) that a random non-sequiter goes further than a well crafted sarcastic comment. Jus sayin!