Sometimes We Say Stuff...

My job is to take stuff my friends say, remove any context that would preserve their innocence, and post it on the internet. It's a pretty sweet gig.

[rpgcovers]

Earthdawn: Denizens of Earthdawn, Volume Two ~ FASA (1994)

[sometimeswesaystuff]

"You're scrying, I'm crying!"

-Keith

[sometimeswesaystuff]

"I'm a 17 year old Japanese peasant, and I just founded a HOOTER'S?!"

-Liz

[iron-thorn-deactivated20180409]

This blog did not and will not send requests for bitcoin donations.

There seems to be a virus or some sort of malware going around causing blogs to “send out” chat messages to blogs that they follow asking for help with the purchase of certain items through donations of seemingly small amounts using bitcoin and adds a link to the message.

The message goes as following (at least the first message I got went like this): “Hi there buddy. I need help, I’m trying to buy a laptop and I can’t afford it. I’m about 0.36$ short, and I’d really appreciate if you could help me and transfer some money to me via bitcoin using this *link*.”

The small details in the message seems to have a few variations with the greeting, amount and purchased item showing up in different variations from formal to friendly, from 0.016 to 2$ and from a phone case to a laptop among others.

The blogs that are affected send out the messages to blogs that they follow for a long time mostly, so you are most likely to receive the message from a long time, active follower whose name you might recognize or a mutual etc. The blogs that are affected are not spam bots but actual active followers who follow the recipient for months or years and most likely the blogger who “sent” the message is unaware of the message being sent.

DO NOT OPEN THE LINK.

Opening up the link will cause the virus to spread even more and infect your computer/mobile with any sort of malware.

If you have received a message of that sort from this blog please know that it was not sent by me or within my control and ignore/delete the message without clicking the link.

[sometimeswesaystuff]

"My brain is having a hard time reconciling dick jokes and a staircase." -Keith

"Welcome to my brand." -Will

[sometimeswesaystuff]

Go get born, you fucking wanker.

[sometimeswesaystuff]

The NSA? You mean the Negligent Sorcerers Association?

-Alex

[sometimeswesaystuff]

Apple has some sort of piss fetish. -Hannah

You’re projecting. -Will

[sometimeswesaystuff]

"Have you ever heard of marijuana? Well, we've heard of it a lot..." -Steve the Sloth

[probablybadrpgideas]

Give Comprehend Languages a DC. If the player character rolls below the DC, subtract the number rolled from the DC and run the phrase back and forth through Google Translate the result however many times.

[sometimeswesaystuff]

"The more I hear about this monkey, the angrier I get." -Aaron

[sometimeswesaystuff]

"Well I'm totally gonna let you suck my blood, but I'm not gonna stab my mom in the dick." -Adam

[sometimeswesaystuff]

"You still have the fist wand in your inventory?" -Keith "Yeah." - Gary

[sometimeswesaystuff]

"I'm invincible!" - Gary "Then why do you need healing?" - Adam "Because I'm hurt." - Gary

[sometimeswesaystuff]

"It flaps its wings and destroys the glass ceiling." - Joe "The Dragon is a feminist?" - Keith

[whedonesque]

Being a Slayer is a pre-existing condition.

[sometimeswesaystuff]

"I don't know a lot about the abyss or the infernal, except that I'm a cleric and I know a lot about them." -Adam