Avocados at law

Hey, I'm Lomein. 28. Flaming Bisexual. He/Him/His. The bible says "Adam and Eve," So I had sex with them both ;)

[light-of-eyllwe]

[yiffmaster]

Execs don’t want to do nothing at all because it shows how unneeded they are to the process. So many bureaucrats and managers would rather meddle just to say they did something than be useless and produce a better result

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[alpha-beta-gamer]

Grapple Hoops - basketball games don’t get much more extreme than this!

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[zo-mbiegirl]

so. nobody’s ever been impeached twice before, huh. looks like what happened to trump was... un-president-ed

[mouseleygraham]

this is me looking at my favorite characters

[mouseleygraham]

EXACTLY

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[eyeheartfarms]

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[zdf-deactivated20251121]

[americachavez]

I’m losing my MIND why is jensen ackles LIKE THIS

[rogue-translator]

This is so funny I can just imagine Alex being like

[plushpanda]

greenvillezoo on instagram

[nottobecrossed]

Your “guardian angel” is actually a demon that protects you and hurts people that are mean to you.

[noenee]

[blowmygjallarhorn-deactivated20]

[sinistresabreur-deactivated2024]

Groggeous

[stiwfssr]

This porno didn’t fuck around

[practical---bitchcraft]

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

there’s… a lot to take in here…

[johntorrington]

who wants to go to the aquarium with me i want to stand in cold rooms for two hours straight and look at jellyfish and maybe pet a small stingray

[johntorrington]

emotionally i am here

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

[fiskeorn-deactivated20180416]

@genericrevenge

[son-of-maglor]

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

[unpretty]

kinda, yeah

[renthebarbarian]

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

[gregorydickens]

That logo looks familiar.

[unpretty]

WHAT

OH MY GOD

[sylveonce]

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

one thing the Mandalorian has made clear

is that Yoda wasn’t on Dagobah for any mystical Force reasons, he was there because it was a literal smorgasbord for him. he was the apex predator in that bog, everything for miles around was probably TERRIFIED of him. every food chain ended in Yoda & his death came as a huge relief to the entire ecosystem.

[dwarf-scum]

Big question time though: did Yoda use the Force to hunt? Was he just sitting in his hut like hmm hungry I am and with a wave of his hand some poor frog just comes zipping in from outside and straight into his mouth?

[gallusrostromegalus]

I vote yes purely based on the hilarity of this image.

[bi-any-chance]

Yoda, alone, walks out into the scene. All is quiet.

Cut to close-up.

“Hmmm, hungry I am…”

Cut to wide angle as Yoda raises his hand and closes his eyes. Camera zooms around, rotating wide angle around Yoda as a frog shoots up into the air, flying to Yoda. Camera goes slow-mo briefly as we pass in front of the frog’s face. Frog is screaming in slow-mo, reaching out to camera as it is pulled away from the shot.

Camera continues as the frog is sucked into Yoda’s mouth.

Cut to close up.

“Yum.”

[aquaarising]

[dont-spoop-yourself]

Okay, but don't forget the stunning sequel