#normal reasons

[landonorissian]

what a profile

[cockteau-twins]

abbot walking into their bedroom to find his son with a belt in hand and his husband, robby, bent over the bed, ass raw and red as dennis spanks him. dennis smiles sheepishly at his father, holding up a hand apologetically. "one moment," he murmurs, before lashing the belt against robby's ass with a vicious energy that abbot has never seen. it makes his cock twitch in his pants.

[gettinontopic]

Why is a cis woman telling me how to be nonbinary in the right way for lesbianism 💀 Like what the FUCK is this cis womans problem and how come she gets to tell me what version of nonbinary I have to be to be allowed to be a lesbian. Eat my tranny ass and go take your stupid binary to hell

[vellaphoria]

Ablution Chapter 7: Liar's Gambit

Dick wakes up warm, comfortable, and very clearly not in his own bed. It occurs to him that he’d fallen asleep on the couch around the same time he realizes that Tim had fallen asleep on him.

He’s half sprawled across Dick’s chest. His head rests on his shoulder. The arm Tim’s thrown over him is almost clinging, even in his sleep.

Dick laughs a little, making sure to stay quiet. While it certainly isn’t the first time they’ve fallen asleep on the couch together, it has been a while.

He brings a hand to Tim’s hair, lightly stroking through it. This sort of closeness with Tim isn’t something he lets himself indulge in often these days. But it was a rough night, and Tim invited him. Who is he to say no?

Another five or so minutes pass before Tim begins to stir. He makes a soft sort of sound, shifting against Dick as he returns to consciousness.

When Tim tips his face up to look at him, the faint light from the windows highlights the soft, rosy flush on Tim’s cheeks. The gauntness in his face is far less noticeable.

“Morning,” Dick says, smiling.

Tim blinks up at him owlishly.

“Five more minutes?” he asks. His voice is heavy with sleep.

“If you’d like. It’s not like we have anywhere to be…”

Tim yawns, then settles back down on his chest like he’s going to keep napping.

“Mmm… ’s fine with me.”

“Though you might have to let me up eventually, if you want to eat anytime soon.”

There’s a moment of silence.

Tim tenses up.

“I’m… not that hungry,” he says, eventually. He sounds more awake.

Continued on Ao3 (though you'll have to be logged in) link is in the reblog :3

[red-robins719]

I know that this isn't a girl exclusive thing, and that you've done drag before, but get a full circle skirt out of somewhat light material and just twirl. Genuinely the most fun ever.

hell fucking yeah!!!

its also fun to spin while wearing a cape btw

[remnantspod]

Those who may be interested (or who are otherwise looking for something) can find the landing page for the transcripts to Remnants here: https://hangingslothstudios.com/remnants-transcripts/

[ritz-honorz-the-cock]

"Don't scream, no matter what you see."

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Theobald Gumbar !

[choice-spirit]

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