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[jirls]

[jack-pictures]

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Roxane: Is there a word that is a mix between angry and sad?

Cyrano: Malcontented, miserable…

Christian: Smad.

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Le Bret: Let's play truth or dare.

Cyrano: Okay, uh, truth.

Le Bret: How many hours of sleep have you gotten in the past week.

Cyrano:

Cyrano: Dare.

Le Bret: Go to sleep.

Cyrano: I don't like this game very much.

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Cyrano: Why are you crying?

Christian: Because I'm stupid.

Cyrano: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.

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Roxane: The odds of that happening coincidentally are vanishingly small.

Cyrano: I would say infinitesimally.

Christian: Yes, and I would say teensily-weensily. We all know words.

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Cyrano: Let’s write De Guiche a friendly note, shall we? Dear... incompetent... dumbass...

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Roxane: Would you say you’re independent?

Christian: [looks at Cyrano]

Cyrano: [nods]

Christian: I’d say so, yes.