#not getting laid

[auntygrumpycow]

Having seen (and of course lost because work got in the way and I can't find my arse with both hands) a thing about Ed and Stede deciding to get Izzy laid to solve all their management problems. So, they take our reluctent murder kitten to a brothel and then get jelous when someone hits on him.

I propose a different version: Izzy picks a sex worker, they go upstairs and lock the door...Only for Izzy to tell the sex worker to take a load off and he's going to take a nice nap while they do whatever for an hour because he's really not into the whole shagging strangers thing and the sex worker looked like they could do with a break.

[tchaikovsgay]

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[ofcloudsandstars]

the full moon vibes are already making me feel like that deep sea blob fish but I think I am getting better at handling full moon energy. I also might just be fooling myself cause this one is an eclipse so maybe its not as directly emotionally forceful on me (maybe it works like the way planetary retrogrades work where it forces you to be reflective and quieter). Well I am going to start doing the ~*rituals*~ soon and making my witchy friend a magical concoction for the valentinestide that’s coming up I am looking forward to that through my subtle gloom lol. 

[violets-momma]

Of course because I said that she isn't going to sleep.

Literally fell asleep while I rocked her but when I transferred her she woke up and now she won't sleep she just keeps spitting her paci out and fussing😒

[snoopy-dyke]

happy 11:56 pm, i'm still very much on my bullshit

[xmissdaryldixon]

I really begrudge the fact that I had planned on getting laid tonight, but someone had other plans and seems to have dropped me.

That is not fair.