Evil horse fly bit my cheek and now its swollen AUUUUUUUGH

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Evil horse fly bit my cheek and now its swollen AUUUUUUUGH
chiral probably also has several photographs stuck on their mirror, which are all of them. so they have a more accurate representation of what they look like!
i've been having intrusive thoughts of pulling out/breaking my own teeth with my fingers for about a month now and it has been . Extremely distressing as one might guess
@unexceptional || the boondock saints starters || accepting!
‘ don’t start with your shit. ‘
Did he just get in trouble?
Yeah, yeah he did.
A bewildered crease forms between pinched together brows. For a minute, Steve looks chastised. Wounded, even. Yes. There’s a slight pout coming. And there it is! But, she’s effective in shutting said shit down within a snap of her tiny, little fingers. Gone is the speech he had on the tip of his tongue. In it’s place is a stunned supersoldier. Captain America with his teeth in his bottom lip and now--oop! Here we go... Both brows shoot up in time with his shoulders, palms swing out from his sides beckoning for her help as he shakes his head asking her what she wants him to say then.
Cause now? He’s all out of ideas.
Derailed.
Shit flew the coup!
Why is she still able to do that decades later?
.....Why?
I just got the shit scared out of me. Stupid effing pellet grill 🖕
You know this scene from new Chat Blanc trailer looks strikingly familar...
[Chat Blanc Cat Blank trailer on the left / S1E10 The Umbrella Academy on the right]
Reminder to myself that just because you’re not wearing make up does not mean you’re having an ugly day.