Perdita & A lotta chocolate

Inside every fat girl there's a thin girl and a lot of chocolate. Perdita. She/her. Old. Still a mess. Current obsessions include: ineffable husbands, byler, the pitt and whatever comes next

[girlactionfigure]

Link

[anauthorandherservicedog]

I believe he also now has a library card.

[darlingvagary]

He does!

[enabuns]

Goodbye goodbye, you were bigger than the whole sky ⭐️🌙

[hollow-head]

A missing scene. Thanks for all the fanart and fic throughout the years, you guys

[justcatposts]

Little girl teaching her cats how to draw a flower 

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[hottiewitabloggie]

they’re? just? sitting there ???

[ladycavalier]

it makes it 100% better that i can’t understand her, i feel like i’m hearing what cats hear

[socialistexan]

[crtter]

Heh, she’s speaking Portuguese! Here’s what she’s saying:

*baby voice* “… and if you have any questions, just ask me! And now… yeah. And now you draw the roots. You draw them all twisted up! Got it? A flower? Now draw it. Did you get it, Luis Roberto? Did you get it, Jurandir? Look. Did you get it? That’s how you draw a flower.”

Luis Roberto and Jurandir are people names (Jurandir is especially a name associated with older men) so it’s extra funny that the cats are named that, heh.

[gasteracanthacancriformis]

have i ever shown u people my hand sofa

[gasteracanthacancriformis]

my prized possession is this loveseat I bought from a divorced dad who couldn’t tell me anything about it and in the years i’ve owned it i’ve never been able to find out who made it or where it came from. it’s got nails and finger creases and palm lines but they’re all kinda hard to see in this pic.

[sepdet]

[emeraldwhale]

[kleefkruid]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[perditaalottachocolate-blog]

Tales of Arcadia, The Umbrella Academy and now Good Omens (and I'm sure there's lots more but I don't really wanna ad to it)

Why do the creators think it's a good idea to make an entire series that got fans heavily invested conclude with "You know what, let's just unhappen that, and every meaningful thing that came with it. Yeah, that's brilliant storytelling." Just-

[fellshish]

nothing legolasts forever

[everyday-cutephoto]

[salamispots]

had the very lovely chance to do a rug hook pillowcase commission for hamotzi! ^^

(below is some detail shots of the sewing :0 )

at first was worried about it looking too messy or 'unprofessional' but since it's handmade I think it's totally fine for it to be little wonky hahah. plus maybe the only part I'd adjust would be the dark green thread on the zipper to be also similar green.

[kuvaton]

[saint-batrick]

environmental storytelling.

[phallicthimble]

[calware]

i really love this genre of image

[lunarthesugarglider]

[villaqueen]

The best part of that video is that the owner found the ORIGINAL plush later on the beach and took another video with it after their grandmother stitched it back up

[i-am-a-lonely-nerd]

I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

top notch interaction I had with the ambulance crew after my accident a couple years back:

paramedic: hi, I'm Allan

me: you told me. and your colleague is Jim, and the man who found me is Peter. guess my short-term memory is okay

Allan: ..are you doing a cognitive function test on yourself

[dragon-in-a-fez]

Allan, two minutes later, putting a third blanket around me: okay, how's that feeling now

me: well my feet are still freezing but it's okay, I know you need to focus on getting my core temperature up first

Allan: how many times has this happened to you

[dragon-in-a-fez]

noteworthy that they literally had a mask on me hooked up to a tank pumping narcotics into my lungs through all this, and my body temperature was like 34°. I would have been doing well to just have both eyes pointed in the same direction

[supreme-leader-stoat]

"This is great. I'm going to get a good grade in post-accident cognition."

[bombsights]

and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)

[wowwforever]

how could you post all this and not include that Matt Hilton (bee guy) got a baseball card out of this event

[scoliosispunk]

season one: "they lost the antichrist"

season two: "they lost gabriel"

season three: "they lost jesus"

these people would lose their HEADS if they weren't attached to their bodies, on GOD

[leeshajoy]

[princessdelacruz]

the pitt + nicknames (season 2) (season 1)

[inadvertently-biblical]

Trinity and Mel who each had plans they were looking forward to fall through and who each got upsetting news they weren't prepared for but who found a friend in each other. Trinity and Mel who are growing together.

[aropride]

could an average, able-bodied person reasonably walk from where you live to a library, in good weather?

yes, because i live at a school/college etc with a library

yes, very easily

yes, there's a library in a reasonable walking distance

yes, but it'd take a while / terrain would suck to navigate

yes, but it'd take so long / be difficult enough to do that nobody would

no, there's no library in a reasonable walking distance

Voting ended onApr 23