#not predictable

[muse-of-heartstuff]

I am a person that can be hard to get a read on

Social Worker: You don't make enough money to adopt a child. Me in the possible future: Can I borrow a few to go get ice cream and talk to letting them know that someone cares? Social Worker: No, you can go upstairs and cuddle the babies. Me in the possible future: Eww babies are ugly gross subhumans that leach warmth and maybe more Social Worker: Are you implying that babies steal pieces of your life force and soul to grow into people?! Me in the possible future: No but why take that chance

[lgbtlymie]

News Flash!!!

Chronic illnesses are not predictable or consistent. One day I can hold a plank for two and a half minutes straight, and the next I will shaking trying to simply prop myself up in bed.

[glassmotion]

You could say it’s as close as a broadcast network has gotten to the personal artistry of the best premium-cable shows, if it weren’t bolder and more elegant than anything on pay cable right now, including HBO’s own serial-killer drama, True Detective.

Vulture's Matt Seitz, on NBC Hannibal

[flybacktome]

“God's movement is often abrupt and unsettling rather than predictable and settling.”

― Michael Joseph Brown

[queen-gavrail]

Have both versions because I like them both. Somehow they magically switched expressions. Sue me. :'D

A gifty for rocket because it's her birthday today! Go wish her a happy one. 

[myonlinediarie]

weirdo

Nobody gets me, and I think it's so endearing.  You can't even guess what's on my mind or what I mean when I say something or type something or do something.  It's lovely.  I hate predictable people so I'm super pumped I'M NOT ONE :D

Now to find someone who appreciates my lack of normality and sense...