Various superhero names we thought up
Ment - as in Judgement, or Government, or Mental Health Issues
The Sequencer - sorts out the villains
The Morb Ooster - can fly and do other things
The Quotable - will remember everything you said word for word and quote it back to you
Mr Cheese - fights crime with cheese. is very good at it
Quota - a random guy from the street who's part of the team since they needed 8 members and couldn't think of anyone else. dies often.
And, of course, the villains:
The poisoner - exactly what it sounds like
Crime Horse - the lovable evil sidekick
Mareagan Thonald - an unholy combination of Margaret Thatcher and Ronald Reagan (according to The Quotable, the pope said "this is unholy")