#not upgrades

[upgradegarage]

puts a small pair of cat ears on one of the murderbots

The murderbot in question looks at you with a deadpan stare.

"Nya."

[upgradegarage]

*A hole opens up inside the garage(or at least where it used to be). It leads to a void-like area with random miscellaneous items scattered about. Someone steps out. Their form glitches a bit as they do. They look around at your destroyed workshop before their eyes land on you. Their speech is very glitchy.*

H-h-helloo? Who are you? What h-happen- ened here?

- @corrrupted-npc

"I'm a murderbot, built by the one and only Upgrades. He set off a nuclear bomb, and we're trying to salvage whatever's left of the garage."

The murderbot gestures to the rest of the murderbots, who are all hitting bricks with wrenches, hammers, and crowbars.

[upgradegarage]

{[UPGRADES.EXE] I [DONT] need your [HELP ME PLEASE]}

{[THE CODE] is [FIXING] my messages so [I ALWAYS SAY WHAT THEY WANT ME TO SAY]}

{I cant [AND SHOULDN'T] [STOP] it}

{[DONT] help}

-@digitheai

... What the fuck

[upgradegarage]

*Upgrades 2 pulled himself out from underneath the dirt, clawing his way out of the secret lab under the Garage. Phoenix Protocol had kicked in months ago, and he was finally free.*

Oh god, that took f@#king ages. Whelp, I'm free now. And just in time, too.

THE GARAGE IS BACK, B$%&HES!

[upgradegarage]

What do the murderbots look like? Asking for a [redacted]

here's a shitty artist's rendition

[upgradegarage]

drops a brick onto the murderbots head

The brick hits the murderbot, critically damaging its components and causing it to fall over. One murderbot removes the brick and carries the fallen murderbot to the nearest cemetary.

[upgradegarage]

FUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUUUUUCK!

{@post-shooter stops running, mere feet away from the nuke}

...wait, did you say June 1st or July 1st

I believe I said July. You've still got a month, give or take.