#notanask

[enjamberment]

hiii i just wanted to say that i love your amber so much!! everytime i see a new comic it makes me smile

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this anon made ME smile!!!!!!! i’m so happy you like the blog, anon!!!!!!!!!

[enjamberment]

this is reallyu fucking random but I love how Amber in this blogs AU has a cane,,, as a cane user and an Amber kinnie it makes me super duper happy to see!!! (and it's pink oh em gosh!)

ALSO YOU DRAW HER SO ADORABLY AWHWHWHH!!!!!!

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OMG, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS!!! YOU’RE TOO SWEET!!!! 🥹

I’M SO HAPPY YOU LIKE HER CANE!!! i don’t have much experience with mobility aids beyond Having Friends Who Use Them, so i’m glad to know i’m Doing It Right so far!!!!!!!

it’s not a cane, but i was inspired partly by this post about her using a forearm crutch Post-Leg-Pole. i know anon said she wouldn’t use a cane but i thought it would be funny if she DID have a cane and it was Sleeker and Cuntier than house’s cane <\3 out-girlypopped yet again, old man!

(also apologies if you’re no-doubles because i read “…and an amber kinnie…” and physically went like this:

ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!)

[enjamberment]

is this becoming a volasters blog?

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not intentionally! i’m a multishipper, and i like to play with all of them, so i’m kind of afraid that if i Choose a ship, it’ll box me in re; the kind of silly jokes/ask responses i can make.

i am a big volasters fan, though (it’s in my top 3 amber ships! yes i have a full ranking), so i won’t shy away from anything! if the crowd wants more volasters the crowd shall get more volasters :^]

[enjamberment]

Hi there. I’m Dr. Volakis, head of Radiology at Princeton Plainsboro, but you can call me Amber (or Cutthroat Bitch, if you’re three).

Dr. Cuddy asked me to set up a Q&A-type thing for hospital staff and patients to find out more about the department. Unlike most of my colleagues, I do have the capacity to be normal around patients, so I figured…

Ask whatever you’d like! If you’re nice, I might actually answer it. (And if you’re House, I don’t care how many times you ask. I’m not sending you Wilson’s nudes.)

rules:

no hard nsfw, bigotry, discourse, etc. (risque posts will be tagged #cw nsfw)

this blog follows an amber-lives AU— you’re welcome to send in asks about specifics

OC/in-character asks are allowed— the above two points apply!

mun is not a doctor! please suspend all disbelief. (if i get anything seriously wrong, you’re welcome to tell me via ask/DM and i’ll try to retcon it.)

do not expect any kind of serious deep characterisation! this is for fun

asks are answered in order of enjoyment :)

[jnr-officer-cuno-here]

The Cuno's finally back. He's out of the microwave.

[hiddenleafhistoriansdepartment]

So I watched Naruto the movie: Bonds and took notes

What is this movie??? I don't know.

Why are they flying

The lore?

Sai is unusually amazing (clarification: he had some really good moments, he's always a great character)

It’s crazy how we view female and male friendships differently from each other

Zero-tails?????

SAI??? He’s doing amazing

Why did they frame Sakura like that…

Please Yamato save him 🙏

How did he just…exit the advanced Nine-Tails stage like that? Without burns or anything? That was weird.

What is the Land of Sky bruh

Wet hair Shino

Whoah that got dark

“A person who has saved someone’s life will never be doubted.” Ouch? That kind of reminds me of The Foundation and how their unconditional obedience is bred from an early age.

The doctor basically went Super Saiyan

That gut punch hurt

Why are his muscles rippling like that 😭😭😭

Naruto says these inspiring lines and then the skidding noise ruined it 😭

The concept of laying hatred and burdens on Naruto even when he is already beaten and battered is so reminiscent of Christ to me

I can’t take a picture of it but they knew what they were doing with that one scene where Naruto takes the knife to the arm…his face, his eyes, it’s drawn so much like that one frame of Minato after being impaled by the Nine-Tails. It’s a similar situation, too: taking pain for another out of love. I wonder if that was purposeful.

WHAT IS SASUKE DOING THERE 😭😭😭

WHOAH

Shikamaru’s reaction: 😨😨😨

This whole time Sasuke’s just like 😐😐😐😐😐

Amaru holding themself up with one arm is impressive

Tornado rasengan?

Sasuke throwing Amaru 😭

[onefr3ddieo]

This isn't an ask I just wanted you to know your art is really good!

[hiddenleafhistoriansdepartment]

Announcements

Hello!! I’m back from my small hiatus that I forgot to announce. I gave up fandom for Lent, and that included tumblr, but now that it is Easter, I’m back!

My family and I also finished Naruto: Shippuden a couple of days ago and have started Boruto (quite the feat, I know) and I’ve started reading the Shōnen Jump Naruto manga since I didn’t watch the early anime.

The Danzo article will take a lot of research, and I’m also thinking about writing articles about Gaara’s Ultimate Defense, and Indra and Ashura and…all of that lore (whoah). But I also want to do some speculative articles!! I want to talk about the new innovations in technology that occurred between late Shippuden and Boruto, the economy of the hidden villages during the war, and how information is censored in Shinobi society.

All that to say, expect more content from this page soon!!