Dr. A. Volakis

PPTH Head of Radiology. Ask me questions (or don’t, I’m not your mom). Diagnostics department DNI. I have HR on speed-dial. (📬 : 10)

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Hi there. I’m Dr. Volakis, head of Radiology at Princeton Plainsboro, but you can call me Amber (or Cutthroat Bitch, if you’re three).

Dr. Cuddy asked me to set up a Q&A-type thing for hospital staff and patients to find out more about the department. Unlike most of my colleagues, I do have the capacity to be normal around patients, so I figured…

Ask whatever you’d like! If you’re nice, I might actually answer it. (And if you’re House, I don’t care how many times you ask. I’m not sending you Wilson’s nudes.)

rules:

no hard nsfw, bigotry, discourse, etc. (risque posts will be tagged #cw nsfw)

this blog follows an amber-lives AU— you’re welcome to send in asks about specifics

OC/in-character asks are allowed— the above two points apply!

mun is not a doctor! please suspend all disbelief. (if i get anything seriously wrong, you’re welcome to tell me via ask/DM and i’ll try to retcon it.)

do not expect any kind of serious deep characterisation! this is for fun

asks are answered in order of enjoyment :)

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What would you do if you were a horse?

…Well, there shouldn’t be a horse in the hospital. But we’re well past that.

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Amber... why are you and Dr. Hadley fighting again? Did house say something? Did he hire 40 more fellows?? I'm scared... why is there mud in the break room...

-@marthameredithmasters

…Yeah, it’s just, like, a thing they do.

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hiii i just wanted to say that i love your amber so much!! everytime i see a new comic it makes me smile

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this anon made ME smile!!!!!!! i’m so happy you like the blog, anon!!!!!!!!!

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how do you feel about some of house's newer fellows, like masters, adams and park?

She just shrugged and said, “The justice system is crazy nowadays…”

…What the HELL does THAT mean?!

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If you see Kutner trying to use any of your machines, don’t let him. He’s been banned by Cuddy.

Shhhh…. don’t worry, honey. Mommy’s got you…

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dr amber volakis what is your favourite song?

So what? Am I not allowed to like theatre now?

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hi amber :) hiiii amber 👋 hai HAI AMBER 😇😇😇😇😇😇😇

what’s up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’’!!!!

…Hi, Kutner.

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i love your cane so much. disabled queen (house on the other hand, well he's your disabled court jester)

…I could get used to that.

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this is reallyu fucking random but I love how Amber in this blogs AU has a cane,,, as a cane user and an Amber kinnie it makes me super duper happy to see!!! (and it's pink oh em gosh!)

ALSO YOU DRAW HER SO ADORABLY AWHWHWHH!!!!!!

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OMG, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS!!! YOU’RE TOO SWEET!!!! 🥹

I’M SO HAPPY YOU LIKE HER CANE!!! i don’t have much experience with mobility aids beyond Having Friends Who Use Them, so i’m glad to know i’m Doing It Right so far!!!!!!!

it’s not a cane, but i was inspired partly by this post about her using a forearm crutch Post-Leg-Pole. i know anon said she wouldn’t use a cane but i thought it would be funny if she DID have a cane and it was Sleeker and Cuntier than house’s cane <\3 out-girlypopped yet again, old man!

(also apologies if you’re no-doubles because i read “…and an amber kinnie…” and physically went like this:

ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!)

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if you don’t mind me asking, what happened with your leg injury from the bus crash?

“Head of Radiology” was kind of a joke in the moment, but it sure worked out well for me, right?

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people keep telling me I look like a wet puppy... or a wet kitten... a wet bunny... what does this mean?? Why are they all drenched?? Surely someone must have a towel... poor creatures..

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…I guess I see where they’re coming from.

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what happened with wilson after the bus crash?

Like I said, I’m way over it.

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Weirdest thing you've seen in an MRI? Need some entertainment. Group therapy is boring.

-@doctorchesterinthehouse

Quickfire answers. Yes, that is a tennis ball. Yes, it is THAT tennis ball— yes, he still has it. The patient told us that they ate it, and in a miraculous biology-defying stunt that we all definitely believe, it travelled the whole way down the digestive tract unharmed. I’m not allowed to tell you who the patient was— and no, that isn’t code for “patient confidentiality”, I mean that I’ve been told in no uncertain terms that I will lose my job if literally anyone finds out.

…It’s always something in this hospital, isn’t it?

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is this becoming a volasters blog?

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not intentionally! i’m a multishipper, and i like to play with all of them, so i’m kind of afraid that if i Choose a ship, it’ll box me in re; the kind of silly jokes/ask responses i can make.

i am a big volasters fan, though (it’s in my top 3 amber ships! yes i have a full ranking), so i won’t shy away from anything! if the crowd wants more volasters the crowd shall get more volasters :^]

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amber!! what is your favourite animal? do you have any opinions on giraffes??

…Look, let’s just get back to the medicine, okay?!?!?!?!?!

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... okay, sorry. I just wanted to share your love for these shrimp with the world!!! I don't know why you're acting like you don't like them.. you have a mug that says 'I <3 Peacock Mantis Shrimp'.. and a framed picture of one on your desk... and a t-shirt... and a-

oh my god this is fucking hillarious THANK YOU AMBER BLOG I LOVE YOU

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amber!! what is your favourite animal? do you have any opinions on giraffes??

…Look, let’s just get back to the medicine, okay?!?!?!?!?!