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a pretty princess is celebrating her 19th birthday today!~

i attempted doing a cute thing.  it just ended up being sUPER KAWAII (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

please excuse the nasty illustration:  we both know i can't draw

anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!  YOU ARE NOW LEGALLY OLD ENOUGH TO BUY ME BOOZE!!!!! ♥♥♥

also this ended up looking more like a wii mii than anything else  /o\

WHATEVER MAN I TRIED

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35 Nerdy Cards Against Humanity Cards To Add To Your Deck

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VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE READ ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE MENTIONED!!!!

PLEASE!!!

notexactlyninja/heiszketchup, jsalvador, connofranta (denise mention @styleharrys for me please!!!!!)

[poptabprincess]

The Sass War, written by Michael Bay

It would wreak disaster. World War 3 would start. Countries would fall and seas would rise under the power of the sass. The sass room explodes. Followed by the entire planet. Then spontaneously, the universe begins to explode as well. There is a quick shot of Jesus before he too is transformed into a ball of fire.

The theatre then explodes.

Michael Bay has done it. No one can ever hope to stop it. He is worshipped as the king of explosions.

And then Michael Bay explodes... into more Michael Bays. Who in turn, multiply. This was the beginning of the end of the 21st century, writes the scribe, some 2000 years later.

A cult is formed with Michael Bay as the deity. A world war ensues. Countries fall into anarchy as the worshippers become more and more. Eventually, Michael Bay steps forth in the ruins of the world. He tells the people he must sacrifice himself in order to restore what is left of humanity.

He then explodes.

As the light fades, it becomes clear. Everyone is Michael Bay. He has transformed the world into himself.

The fighting stops. The world begins to rebuild. World peace has finally been achieved.

But far away from civilization, a lone man has been biding his time. In his hands, he cradles a tiny fireball which flickers in the dark. This man is the very last of the Michael Bays, and he is about to make his move.

He summons from an ancient book of spells, recovered from the past, the three gods of sass. Rivawn, Jarrod and Natasha rise again from the pages, and grant the last Michael Bay the power of applesass.

They set out to change the world.

The cycle begins anew.

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What about a book with a huge collection of fanart and messages from fans? I know that thankyou-homestuck has a lot of different stories... We could collect them all into a large book and give it to him.

That would definitely be an option. The Admin will go look at thankyou-homestuck and see where our ideas overlap!

The option of a video thank you montage came to mind, too; have people do 15 or 30 second videos and then choose 10-15 minutes worth, probably by lottery, to either clip together dramatically or play as-is.

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Lovely people have arrived and I don't know how they found me.

Look at all of you!!! *flails wildly* Welcome to my blog, enjoy your stay. Ask box is wide open. Thank you to every single one of you:

therealolipops

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notexactlyninja

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HAVE SOME HUGS, DUDES.

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notexactlyninja asked you:

KORRAAAAAAAAAAAAA

fine u shit

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THERE WAS A TIME WHEN MATH WAS KIND WHEN QUESTIONS WERE SHORT AND THE CONTENT WAS EASY THERE WAS A TIME THEN IT ALL WENT WRONG I DREAMED A DREAM IN TIME GONE BY BACK IN GRADE NINE WHEN MATH WAS EASY WHEN ALL YOU DID WAS INPUT PI AND NOT JUST GUESS AT WHAT X WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND LIKED THE COURSE AND TOOK THOSE SIMPLE DAYS FOR GRANTED A FUCKING UNIT JUST FOR SLOPE NOW ALL YOUR SHIT IS SQUARED AND SLANTED BUT THE TEACHERS COME AT NIGHT WITH ALL THE FUCKING WRONG ANSWERS AS THEY TEAR YOUR WORLD APART WITH THEIR SHIT NO ONE UNDERSTAAAAAANDS AND STILL I DREAM I WILL BE FREE AND THAT MATH WILL NO LONGER HAUNT ME NO MORE QUADRATIC EQUATIONS OR FUCKING TRIGONOMETRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I HAD A DREAM THAT MATH WOULD BE SO DIFFERENT FROM THIS SHIT I'M LEARNING SO MUCH EASIER THAN IT TURNED OUT TO BEEEEE NO UNIT HAS KILLED THE DREEEEEAM I DREAAAAM

AH (aka notexactlyninja)