#best plot ever

[lankylevi]

Eren tickling Levi's sides

Eren, being the sneaky little shit he is, manages to set himself free from the pink leopard handcuffs and pins Levi down onto the bed. Looking at him, eyes filled with desire, leaving nothing but a ring of ocean blue to stare back into. He decides to put his kinky bedpartner through the same torture he just experienced and starts tickling his muscular sides. 

The next thing he knows, he’s lying in the hospital under Hanji’s watch. He fiddles with the medical report hanging on his bed, not believing his eyes when he reads the words.

“Little shit decided to tickle Levi. Knocked unconsciously.”

The end x 4

[thestarbirdfromtheashes]

Everyone should have something to think about as they fall asleep. What I’m thinking about is that I hope @jenniferjuni-per agrees with me that my 2nd Rogue One fic, which is 10 pages of a Cassian backstory that I started in April, is bad and should not be resurrected. Otherwise I am going to have to regret mentioning it to her. You people saw my post about Smut Shark, right?!

[everything-but-the-not-natural]

I had an idea for a new social media fic

It's the witcher, geraskier ofc.

The plot....

Everyone mocking geralt for dying and cutting his hair.

That's it. That's the entire plot, just everyone roasting Geralt.

Mostly so I can just use as many Henry Cavill pictures as I want. I mean just look at the man

[rukia-writes]

I watch aot for the plot:

[akiratachimori]

Description

”Protagonist Ogata Akira finds a magical living notebook that can grant any wish he writes in it. But there’s a catch: only horny wishes work. So begins Akira’s days of homoerotic wish writing….”

[acklelantern]

This wincest fic plot I just came up with is so fucking perfect I want to post it and scream it to the world. But I don’t want anyone to see it and steal it.

[aliochaluvsme]

please xD read Beck (M.C.S) manga... is the best *-*

[bloodylucy93]

5th November - Word Count: 9736

It's over 9000!!!

Oh my god, I can't believe I almost failed to make this joke. I was patiently waiting for reaching the 10,000 to post here again, but I totally forgot that 9000 is far more awesome then 10,000. I'm very disappointed of myself.

So, I just realized I haven't even told you what my fabulous novel is about. Well, you can guess, of course it's a boys love romance again. Since I was already at it, you see.

Rather than telling you, what my story is about, I tell you how I came up with the plot. I was really frustrated lately with vampire stories. You know, I really loved these and always wanted to write one, back then before Twilight and the other stuff.

But these fluffy, lovely, nice, "vegetarian" vampires ruined it for me and I gave the idea up, especially because there are so freaking many vampire stories out there now. 

So I was wondering if there was something similar, something less used up and something that sucked less. And then it came to me. It's not about sucking less, it's a boys love story after all! It's about sucking more! And how was that thing called again? You know that one in Rosario+Vampire and Astarotte no Omocha? Right. A succubus.

And how am I supposed to write a boys love story with a succubus? Creatures, which are 100% female? Well, it's my story so I'll just make him male! A male succubus? Maybe even the only one? Must suck, right?

And yeah, that's exactly the title of my story. Must suck. Sometimes it's really just as simple and stupid as that. Or maybe it's just like that, because it's me who came up with this. I don't even know myself what to think of this, but well, it's already over 9000 so no turning back.

Heading for the 10,000 now.