#nottodaybuddy

[swflsweetie]

He’s editing by the door because it’s time to take the dogs out and he’s convinced that one day he’ll get to venture beyond the porch. #nottodaybuddy #twitch #catsofinstagram #tuxedocat (at Port La Belle, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-Ilmi1hjtW/?igshid=o2pz55b8g6n2

[eywade]

Never give a kid a camera, they try to catch you off guard. 😂#pinochandasmile #photography #NotTodayBuddy (at Houston, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrnuFUnlI0n/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1p8aq54j0baol

[letsridebarnaby]

He always tries to take my side of the bed. #nottodaybuddy #dogsofinstgram #dog #terriermix #yorkie

[nolimitsnoboundariesnoexcuses]

When you have trash to throw out but the garbage can isn't having it! #NotTodayBuddy #SorryWereClosed

[seesondraslim]

Ha! Nope. Not today, Satan! 👋🏽🙌🏽✌🏽️ #quotes #quoteoftheday #inspiration #motivation #wisewords #nostress #billionsontheplanet #nottodaybuddy #cantstealmyjoy

[uniquemoi04]

Lol! But for real, you called the #ambulance because you have a "limp" that you've had for more than a week thinking you'll get seen quicker? Oh. Ok. #totriage #ER #EMS #paramedic #emt #nurse #nottodaybuddy

[krazykenny]

Love headcanon!!! Also ily

Alright, Alright. This Is Gonna Hurt Me More Than It Hurts You. Luckily, I Have Justin Timberlake To Keep Me Alive.

10-14

He Doesn't Really Think About This Kinda Stuff At His Age. sex is a 24/7 thing, tho Love Is A Strong Word. Never Tell Kenneth That You Love Him Just To Say It. It's A No Go. 'No Homo' Is A 100% Okay. The Bromance, Ya Know? For Him The Word Love Means:

Sexual Tension

Love LOoOooveeee

Even If It's Still A Mystery To Him. All He Knows Is That Thing Where You Can't Get Someone Off Your Mind Or That Nice Feeling In Your Pants When You See Someone. That Feeling In Your Heart For Someone Is Very Strong & You'll Do Anything For Them.

15-18

Love Isn't Really His Thing. After The Things He's Witnessed & The Last Relationships He Been Through... It Hasn't Been Good. ( I'm NotSo Sure About Everything After This Point. ) Now-A-Days He's Just Being A Tease & Using People. Of Course, He Knows It's Not A Very Nice Thing To Do... He Knows A Lot Of Things. The Bad & Good But You Think He Actually Cares? No. It's A Funny Story With A Fucked Up Ending.

But The Kid Doesn't Take Full Advantage Unless It's Required. ( Idk how to explain this ) Overall, The Love Subject Will Never Make Any Sense To Him. No Point Of It When He'll See A New Chick & Run Right After Her With No Problem.

[krazykenny]

Ken... I'm prego and the baby is yours. :C

❝ You’re Fucking With Me, Right? Please Tell Me You Are. ❞